I have found some of the secret plans that were going to be used in place of the vertical licences. Here is an actual license.

Okay not an actual one but you get the picture...here are the failed ideas.

1. The Inverse license. This license idea was quickly thrown our for being too stupid and you can't tell that that is me.

2. The backwords triangle. This idea was so badass that teens were going crazy. One teen that we will call "Garrett Hein" says that "If this was the idea for the teenagers license, I won't drive". This in turn cause many people to realize this designs main flaw...you can't read the persons name.

3.The skewed License. This idea didn't work because it simply wouldn't fit into a normal wallet. In fact, one day while testing the prototype, Bob Wordseek died from being stab while walking...I posted this in memory of Bob Wordseed.

4. The flipped license. Not much different from the regular license because teens simply flipped the license back over...those bastards.

5. The old switcheroo. The idea was to swich where the picture was. They really fooled me when I saw this one. I thought this was the best idea personally but noooo... were going to make your licenses verticle...WHY! IT ISN'T A GREAT IDEA... I WAS JUST A STUPID IDEA...IF IT WAS SO PEOPLE KNEW YOU WERE A TEEN, WHY DO THEY HAVE YOU BIRTHDATE? CAN'T YOU READ? If people can't read they shouldn't have a job...PERIOD!

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