The Quote Page ... OF DOOM!!!

Terry Pratchett once said that anyone who puts more than one exclamation point after a sentence is unstable, and anyone who puts more than three is completely lunatic. So, without further ado, here are the quotes out of the ol' IPNH quotebook!!!!!


"Bum-rushing Dark Evil ... " - Vance

"It has to have definitive size to destroy you." - Justin

"Oooooh, my soul writhes in terror." - Sol

"I'll say it does (matter), and roll more dice than you." - Justin

"I need to reaffirm my gayness!" - Piper as 'Mickey'

"I need closure! The best reason to have sex!
The ONLY reason to have sex!" - Vance

"Now implement your plan before I have you make another role." - Justin

"The butt-dimples of dawn." - Morgan

"I'm black and I'm a troll ... Of course I have a huge cock."
- Vance as 'Smokey'

"Let me guess - you touched it." - Tabbs

"Wh ... Shit - what was I just having you ... " - Justin the Confused
"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the GM!" - Vance, applauding loudly

"I had to roll willpower, Diff. 10 to keep from eating
your Oreo McFlurry." - Morgan

"Where's your character?" - Justin
"That's a good question." - Vance

"I'm sorry ... Why are we here?" - Vance

"There's an appropriate rock in the World of Darkness." - Justin

"Goddamn Ventrue ... " - Morgan, Re: the black-clothed Sidhe
wearing sunglasses at night.

"Thaumaturgy is for people who are too lazy
to beat up their problems." - BK

"I wake my toy up and have a little fun." - Justin

"Pox, I would like to introduce you to ... [Insert Pack Name Here]." - Vance

"Agnoris ... What is that?" - BK as 'Pox'
"It's a buffet." - Justin as 'Genner'

"You're in combat ... With Carson Daly??" - BK

"Carson Daly is going to counter attack?" - Justin

"You need to make a Death + Athletics roll ... " - Vance the ST
"Um ... I don't have that on my sheet." - Morgan

"Two hookers is a very well balanced meal." - Justin

"You're the leader, dude. I'm just the Storyteller." - Vance

"I don't think it's a good idea to use a live Sidhe as a shield." - Justin

"I love that with this character I can get away with stuff that I normally can't." - Piper about Mickey, followed by evil foreshadowing music.

"Twang! (TM)" - Justin and Morgan

"I like being a war machine ... " - Vance

"You see the Queen point a wand at the sky and BURRRRRPPP!"
- Justin the ST

"Ears don't get separate soak rolls!" - Justin

"Cures are always found in the rain forest.
I learned that from Sean Connery." - Tabbs as 'Cory'

"I know that Kraylinn's got problems, but she doesn't know that I know that she knows that I know that ... (etc.)" - Justin

" ... What's the Diff.?" - Justin, who had already rolled,
on 3/28/02 at 8:14 pm

"My monkey senses are tingling." - Piper as 'Alli'

"I guess you have to burn the dead if they wake up." - Vance

"Are you done beating up the tree?" - Justin

" ... Are those potato wedges?" - Morgan

"Fuck your heart, here's your soul!" - BK

"Pox, you're Vance!" - Justin
*High-pitched voice* "I have a small penis." - BK

"I thought the Assamite asked to cuddle ... " - BK

"Why isn't the Assamite in the front?" - BK
"She's shy." - Piper

"Nobody likes a bigot." - Tabbs
"Bigot!?! You're the one who's prejudiced against white Skittles!!!" - Vance

"Do you want this white Starburst?" - Morgan
"No! I hate those! You can have it ... " - Tabbs
"First white Skittles, then white Starburst ...
Where does it end, Tabbs?" - Morgan

"Is he a white whale?" - Morgan
"No, he's a black whale. He's got Soul." - Justin

"ARRRRR!" - Said all the pirates in the room

"Would you make sense? I don't speak Morgan-babble." - Sarah

"I'm sorry, Justin. We are being so insensitive.
I didn't realize you were half-pirate." - BK

"At least the Boggan'll make you breakfast in the morning ... " - Tabbs

"Do you want to see if a schooner pulls into port?" - BK

"What do you want to do?" - Justin
"First, I'd like to thank myself ... " - Vance