Good for a laugh ...

I found these on The Moonlit Trod, a famous changeling website that has since closed down, however you can probably find them elsewhere as well. I was chastised once by my friend Justin, who swore that our other friend, Piper, had made all these up for a character's car. I'm sure she made many up (knowing Piper), and it's even possible that some of these could be them, but I stick with my story ...

Changeling Bumper Stickers

Boggans
My Other Car Looks Exactly Like This One.
Boggans Do It, Then Tell Their Neighbors.
No, I Am NOT A Keebler Elf.

Eshu
I'm Not Lost, I'm Just Interesting.
If You Can Read This, You're Too Close To My Tale.
Woodstock, Lollapolooza, Lilith Faire, and the Parliament of Dreams


Nockers
Don't Like My Driving? %^{& You, You Mother%^{&/<;, Pansy @$$ Piece of $#*!.
My Other Car is Scared $#*!less.
One Inch Closer and the Railgun Starts Firing.

Pooka
I M my Rabbit!
My other car is pulled by thirteen of the most dazzling white stallions and has gilded fenders and is driven by Angelina Jolie in a string bikini and . . . (a really LONG sticker, taking up the entire bumper)
Honk If You Love Harvey!

Redcaps
I 8 My Dog.
I Brake for Roadkill. Afterwards.

Satyrs
If This Car's A-Rockin, Don't Bother Knockin' . . . (Jes Cum On In!)
Honk if You're Horned.
Take Me Home! -- Furry People Need Love Too.
Do You Know Me With My Clothes On?
Have an Affair. It'll Help Break Up the Monogamy.
It's Not Cute Being This Easy.
Sex Between a Man and a Woman Can Be a Beautiful Thing -- Provided You Get Between the Right Man and the Right Woman.
Sex Is Only Dirty If It's Done Right.
What Part of 'YES!' Did You Not Understand?
Without Gratuitous Sex, We Would Be No Better Than the Animals.

Sidhe
Arcadia or Bust.
Keep on Dreaming!
Pretty People Unite!
Of Course I'm In Charge.
Don't Worry -- I Know My Glamour Terrifies the Weaklings.

Sluagh
Sluagh Do It In Dark Holes.
Don't Like My Driving? Well, Your Wife Is Screwing Your Best Friend.

Trolls
I Brake On Redcap Necks.
My Child Is On The Honor Roll.

House Alill
No Matter How Subtle the Wizard, A Dagger Between the Shoulder Blades Will Seriously Cramp His Style.
One Enemy At A Time.
Lucifer Was Misunderstood.

House Fiona
NO FEAR.
Fear Is The Mindkiller.

House Gwydion
Don't Lie To Me, It Makes Me Angry. And You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry.

House Scathach
Don't Blame Me -- I Didn't Run Back To Arcadia.
I Am NOT A Goth.