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Monkey is the ninth sign of the Chinese horoscope.
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Monkeys
have the following characteristics: Improvisation, Cunning, Stability, Leadership, Wit, Zeal, Skill |
Monkey
is Yin of the Yin/Yang |
Monkey
sins may include: Deceit, Ruse, Loquacity, Silliness, Opportunism, Self-involvement |
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** Please note: �The Chinese year ends on the first new moon of the following year.�
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is absolutely nothing wrong with Monkeys. �They are stable, upstanding
creatures who blaze trails, love children and animals, take trouble with
detail, and, one is tempted to say, "see no evil, hear no evil, speak
no evil." �When they are not tempted to be "naughty," Monkey people are
the nicest people you would want to know. �Trouble is, Monkeys are a mite
childish and, like kids, are often drawn to mischief. �And when Monkeys
get into mischief, hold your hats! The
thing about Monkeys that charms the pants off almost anybody who encounters
them is that they are adorable. �Monkeys, even at their most vain and
chattery, are irresistibly lovable. �They make you laugh and are often
informative; they are pleasant to look at, as they care enormously about
their appearance, and, most of all, Monkeys are nice. �They make super,
long-lasting friends, fine neighbors and excellent employees. �Monkeys
are naturally conscientious and always prefer to see a job well done
rather than sign their name to a slapdash piece of work. Take
a look at the person who cracks the most jokes at the next party you
attend. �Does she have simian features? �Is there anything wiry and
agile about her morphology? �Moving from audience to audience, the Monkey
seeks out her most appreciative public and then proceeds to dazzle with
rib-tickling tales of experiences she's had or eccentric people she's
known. �And if this tactic, that of the charming raconteur, doesn't
work, don't put it past the Monkey to unbutton her shirt, put it on
backward and clown around that way. �If you don't pay attention to a
Monkey, trust her to find a way to see that you do. Most
admirable about Monkey people is their ability to solve problems. �It
is difficult to imagine a dilemma wherein the Monkey cannot take the
upper hand, wade through the gory particulars, think up new and exotic
ways to get at the pith of the problem and come triumphantly, if somewhat
the worse for wear, out the other side. Monkeys
make excellent business people. �They are apt at negotiating deals and
finding little ways to beat their adversaries at their own game. �Monkeys
like sports and are usually very fit. �If they gain too much weight
or notice a paunch forming atop their waistline, Monkeys are the first
to go on diets, work out and find a way to solve the fat problem. Deep
inside of Monkeys there seems to run a current of equilibrium. �No matter
how crazy they go; never mind how much they overindulge. �Monkeys always
land on their feet. �They never sink into self-destruction and are gifted
with an uncanny ability to stand back from themselves, appraise the
results of their follies and pull themselves together. �In the pit of
their most profound selves lives a little watcher whose job it is to
warn the monkey of danger. �If she listens to her watcher and heeds
the watcher's advice, the Monkey will never fall apart. Finally,
if you have a Monkey close to you, my advice is, let her swing. �She
can go out and stay out and carouse and philander. �But the essentially
good Monkey will always come home to her favorite tree. �Monkeys often
have lots of children and make exceptional parents, taking original
stands where child-rearing is concerned, helping them over hurdles in
adolescence and always being able to recall their own childhoods - hence
understanding and communicating, endlessly communicating. FAMOUS
MONKEYS: �Tom Hanks, Timothy Leary, Danny DeVito, Julius Ceasar, Leonardo
da Vinci, Harry S. Truman and Elizabeth Taylor. |
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The New Astrology -by Suzanne White
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Western Astrology | Chinese Astrology | Western/Chinese Synthesis |
Aries
| Taurus | Gemini Cancer | Leo | Virgo Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces |
Rat
| Ox | Tiger Cat | Dragon | Snake Horse | Goat | Monkey Rooster | Dog | Pig |
Aquarius/Rat
| Cancer/Dog Cancer/Snake | Leo/Horse | Leo/Snake Pisces/Dragon | Sagittarius/Rooster Taurus/Pig | Virgo/Monkey |
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A Ki-chan CreationFor my dear, good friend... Cassie. :-)
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