- Tax Tracks - Does the Big Government Boogey-man give you the heebie-jeebies?
- Spellun - hookd onn foniks wurked fer mi!
- Save the Sperm! - Poor babies!
- IIAE - Illegal Immigrants are EVIL
- Capital Killers - It's curtains, see? Nyah! Nyah!
- Need a Job? - Boy have I got a deal for you!
- Are You Ditto-head Material? - MEGADITTOS!
- Flag Burning - The Red, White and Blue Blindfold about this nation's eyes.
- A Famed Political Gimmick - Does your local republican take advantage of something like Fruitphobia?
- DICKARMEY! - 'nuff said.
- Lewinski Rises - And the scandalcrier population just doubled.
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Sinistral, 1997
