Say! You there! Yes you reading this message! Did you know an utterly huge career lies before you in the bussiness of right-wing talk radio? It's true! Don't think you don't qualify, anybody can do it and still live an extremely successful life!
Have you been divorced twice? Have you dodged the draft? Have you accepted government money? Have you not bothered to vote for The Gipper? Have you done many things the republican party stands against and done it with your little tail between your legs? Have you done and said loathesome things altogether? Called a Thirteen-year-old a dog? Attacked the less fortunate? Claim you have "Talent on loan from God" and insist everything, that's aboslutely everything you say is 100% correct? No Problem! Right-wing talk radio doesn't care whether you are a hypocrite on all the issues! It doesn't care whether you are a scum-bag, thinskinned bully. Just take a look at Rush Limbaugh! He's done all those things and more!
Say, are you an ex-convict? Have you ever hatched plans to try and kill an extremely popular columnist? Do you take pleasure from shooting at stick-figures named after the person of America voted into the Presidential office and his wife? Do you think it's necesary for people to know how to shoot federal agents, in the Head, or in the balls? Have you been a strong contributer of the biggest Presidential Scandal in American History? No Problem! Right-wing talk radio doesn't give a damn about any of those absolutely appaling things! Just look at G. Gordon Liddy! Most people'd feel safer sitting next to Yosamite Sam!
Say, have you lied to congess and your President? Have you been involved in traitorous dealings with an any Country in which you sell them arms and get off on a technicallity? Do you refer to yourself as a "patriot" after comitting these traitorous acts? No Problem! Right-wing talk radio doesn't care in the least whether you've intentionally betrayed the country! Just observe Ollie North and see for yourself!
Right-wing hate/talk-radio is easy to do and can make even the most loathesome slug a super-star of conservatism! All you have to do is make up some silly little insulting names, like "feminazi" or "tree-hugger", pick out democrat politicians and dub them things like "Billary" and in but a year or two you'll be rich!
You get, totally free of all expenses, a troop of mindless drones at your side, that are willing to agree with whatever you say no matter what! How can anybody resist this? Get involved in Right-wing talk-radio today!
Sinistral, 1997
