It's not hard to be a ditto-head. Not hard at all. All you need do is be able to flick on a radio, set it on the AM setting, drag it over to 77.7 and listen for hours to the most hypocritical, pompous, bloated, selfish man on the air. His name is Lord Rush Limbaugh.
Lord Limbaugh has a great scheme going. He plans to take over the world by hypnotizing the worlds biggest idiots and recruiting them into an army of mindless Right-wing drones. Unfortunately, America is stocked full of those.
Every weekday, starting at noon Eastern Time, Lord Limbaugh sends out his hypnotic waves and every gullable fool is immediately entranced by the signals. They flick on the radio and absorb his long-winded nonsense. The hypno-waves cloud out all common-sense, hence the simple-minded fools that fall prey to the waves never realize that Lord Limbaugh:
- Praises Ronald Reagan as the greatest post-war President... yet never voted for The
Gipper himself, in fact he never even bothered to register to vote until after Reagan's second
election.
- Calls those on welfare "Little piglets" yet he himself once accepted government unemployment
funds.
- Attacks draft dodgers, yet he happens to be one.
- Attacks drug-use, yet happens to be a cigar smoker.
- Hates it when people make sick jokes about him, but finds it necesary to call Chelsea
Clinton a dog.
And other such things that common sense would normally tell you.
You'll also find that Lord Limbaugh's Dittohead army uses their own language. If you encounter these words coming out of a dittohead's mouth, this is what they're saying... presenting...
Dittish to English, dictionary:
"Feminazi" - "I am unable to deal with the idea that some women are strong minded and willed, it scares me. Therefore to make myself feel better I'll mix the word "nazi" in with the word "feminist" and act like they're all goosestepping sexists."
"Enviro-fascist" or "Enviro-nut" - "I can't stand it that some people actually want to protect this planet, Rush has convinced me that it's all propaganda and anybody that believes the propoganda is either a fascist or a nut"
"Physchobabble" - "I don't understand what you're saying so I'll dismiss it by pretending it means nothing."
"Tree-hugger" - "I'm convinced that trees are worth nothing more than sheets of paper, trying to understand why some people want to keep trees alive makes my brain hurt."
"Megadittoes!" - "What you said."
"Klinton/Algore" - "I'm too uncreative to think of a wittier way to refer to the President and Vice President in a joking manner."
"Reagan" - "The Second Messiah."
"Liberal Media Propoganda," - "Anything that says something I don't like."
Once entranced, every ditto-head is observed, tested, and given the stamp of approval. They are then given "Rush is Right" hats, bumper stickers & buttons. After that, the stamp of approval binds them to listen to Rush every single day he opens his mouth over the air.
Lord Limbaugh has these didiots at his very whim. They jump when he says to, they whine when he says to, and even think so much alike you'll notice the same defenses of Rush:
"Rush didn't mean it! He was just joking!"
"Rush wouldn't have said that if Liberals didn't say it first. He's
retorting!"
"He was tricked!"
"He didn't mean it like that!"
Thankfully, many couragous liberal crusaders have decided to take on this reaping of the country's fools and tear Rush apart, making the world aware. Thank Goodness.
Sinistral, 1997-8 
