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The Dream Master

Hey Mr. Lizard, have you ever had a dream?

Yea I had plenty of dreams kid.

No I mean a really weird kinda dream.

Yea I had my share of those. Why?

Cause I had me a humdinger of a dream last night.

Naw, not as weird as mine boy, mine was a keeper.

What was it?

Well, I was running from my parole officer down this cartoon road, but he was like thirty feet high and had two peg legs. Actually I brought a clip.



Whoa, that was weird. I dreamed that I was breakdancing nekkit in the streets of 1900 London. I'll be a monkey's uncle if I didn't bring a clip!




Oh man, that was weird.

I wonder what that thar dream means?

It means you're gay

Dammit, and those Londoners never said anything, man They're lucky my footwork was fresh or sum them limey's woulda felt tha CORNFED PUNCH!

or a pat on the ass

hey, quiet yer mouth mister!

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