Joe Quotes
We are often our own biggest obstacle, so
it's important to stick to it and be ourselves and ... stay the
same.
We kind of miss some of the real beautiful
things around us, so we just want to capture some of those moments.
There are so many images today that tell us
to wear certain kinds of clothes or talk a certain way or, if you're
not thin you're not going to be sexy, you're not going to be
attractive and that's not true. We come in all shapes and colors. We
all have something to offer. When we realize we all have a special
gift we can all be a much happier world.
Yeah, that's right. So pull your pajama
bottoms up to your nipples, pour yourself a frosty glass of maalox,
kick back in your recliner and enjoy fantastic hits like -- "Back
That Gas Up" by Incontinent.
Ya know I always wanted to be a cowboy.....so
buckle up baby, we're going for a ride
Joey's got your back, buddy.
The meaning of success has changed in a lot
of ways for me. I guess I've gone through a period of my life where
success might have been fast cars, money... but now, as I get older,
I'm learning that success lies within me.
The last year has just been so good for me.
It let me calm down and figure out what I wanted and why I wanted
it.
It's kind of like yin and yang. You get what
you put in. And for all the hard times and all the hard work there
is so much to be gained from that.
Those are my soldiers out there. They are
doing the work for me.
This one is for you guys. I'm sorry that I
had to say goodbye for awhile, but I'm back now
I have great fans. They keep me going when I
don't want to go anymore. They're like a part of my family. I can
always count on them to make me feel better
[holding up a sign proclaiming "Lets get
drunk and screw]" Joey don't think so!"
Those[young] girls don't exactly know what's
going on, you know what I mean? They just know it's something and
that's why they scream
I love being home for the holidays putting up
lights outside. You know people driving by my house [imitates his
neighbors and the people that drive by his house] JOEY!!
You guys know more about what I'm doin' than
I do
I have the fate of MTV in my hands and I
can't handle it!
One light string doesn't work and you get
pissed off. And you're like why do we have x-mas?
I was just wonderin' if anyone out there
wanted to go for a ride on my horse with me. Ya know, put your arms
tightly around my waist, and we'll ride into the sunset...anyone
want to come along?
Millenium schmillenium!
I like to think that I can play the House of
Blues AND be a pinup in 16 Magazine, you know?
White chocolate mochas make you live "la vida
loca"
Ya know...sometimes blowing bubbles isn't a
good thing [looks at a crowd] swoosh, way over your heads, forget
about it!
Say What Karaoke
Behind the Scenes
Quotes
Below are some memorable quotes
& other things from the tapeings of SWk in Las Vegas on January
14, 15, & 16 2001. Enjoy!
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Hold......Release.....Ohhhhhhhhhh (very sexual
sounding and even a wonderful sex face)
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Joe did a little strip tease
with one of the show girl's jackets (he even bet over and showed
off the butt)
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Joe did a cute little dance
with one of the show girls large pink feather fans. He poked his
head through the with a cheesy smile. (they were tapeing so maybe
it will show up on there sometime.)
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This is what Joe said to "god"
after the above dance, "god?" god said, "yes sir." Joe said, "Make
sure they don't use any of that stuff..." god said, "yes
sir...it's all been sent to hell."
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"Let's get
in-tee-mate"
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"It's all good, it's a party
here"
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"Somebody wake up the
prompter"
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"I don't think the girls are
gonna get tired of seeing this"
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Sings a bit of "I belive in
yesterday"
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Sings a bit of The Thong
Song
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"No....Fuck No....it's too
late for that."
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"Did that make sense...come on
guys the people loved that....they loved it."
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"Alright my man, you got the
gold teefeses."
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"Well no...they were aplauding
and I was telling them to put their hands together."
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"god...please tell whoever
needs to know that I sort of know what I's doing here."
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Instead of saying Karaoke he
said Kariyaki.
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Sang that old song Mony Mony
with Tech Money
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Sang Frank Sinatra's Fly Me To
The Moon
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"Shit, Fuck"
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"Mother Fucker"
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Grabbed himself very obviously
to adjust his "package" in his leather pants.
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Gave Richard Cheese advice on
how to fix up his songs and said it was "free" and that his advice
is "priceless".
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"Wow"
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"Nice"
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"8 is great" (said this a bit
too much)
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Blows his lips like a baby to
loosen up before tapeing
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Swooshes his water after every
sip. (he does this all the times as well)
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Passed Amber and Christie a
Joe contagious yawn.
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Was discusted and blinded by a
male performer's dancing and revealing of body parts.
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Did a little running man dance
with a VERY cheesy smile. (should show up on one of the
shows)
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"What's taking so long, are
they having an orgy out in the truck?"
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Had MANY conversations with
"god" (god was the man who would say hold or cut)
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"God....What happended man?"
god says, "I fucked up"
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"I can't move in these pants
man"
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"I need a
belt"
