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"HOW DARE YOU!"

Disclaimer

This article is sarcasm. Although this article seems describe almost exactly how some people refuse legitimate accommodation, it is actually designed to show what not to do - barriers should be removed, not fought for. It is also part of a larger article, How to Keep Your Barriers.

Phrase Description

When all else fails, throw a temper-tantrum! Accuse the requester of claiming you were bigoted, mean, and evil - it doesn't matter if they actually did that or if they simply calmly asked for a small modification. They have insulted your character, your mother, and even your dog! You have the right to be pissed! After all, you aren't evil, you mother is a nice person, and your dog doesn't bite.

Note: It's best if you scream while using this phrase.

Usage Example

Customer: Can you turn down the music while I talk to you? It is very distracting and hard to hear.
Business: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME I AM A BAD PERSON? I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS ABUSE FROM YOU!

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