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| T-4: T-4, aka. Eric King, is the lead cyborg from planet porno. Eric thrives on bringing food items with him wherever he goes as you can see in the pic. He also enjoys eating poisonous bologna. Eric likes PORN, long walks on the beach, and dismembering humans. If he isn't doing any of that stuff you can catch him at Olivers, where he is slowly taking over he world of hometown supermarkets. Watch out for this one....if he ever comes over to you and thrusts his hand to your nose and tells you to smell it.....don't....he just wiped his hands on his balls! Nickname: Eric |
| Jay: Jay is one of those kids that can get whatever he wants at a reasonably small price. If its over ten bucks for merchandise, he will find a cheaper way to get it (steal it). If its over three bucks for food, he won't eat it. Its a real cost effective way to live. He may get confused easy, so keep your words short and your wit simple. Although not the brightest, he is one of the funnier kids you will ever meet, especially when he is on funny juice. Jay likes punk because he is a punk. He is also known as the Vandal because he is known to damage or break objects which have little to no value to him. Yea I know, what a fucking dickhead. Nickname: Reggie |
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| Gilmore: Need a password? A good porn site? An illegal program? Do you just want to fuck around with a picture of someone to make it vulgar? Or do you want to (shudder) hang out with the Evil Kanca? If so, then give Gilmore, aka Iceman, a call. Iceman is the webmaster and designer of this site. He is your connection to all this and loads of money. Lookin for a place to chill? Go to La Casa Grande de Gilmore to be pampered by Niggy and Blacky, his slaves and enjoy movies of all sorts in his movie theatre. Gilmore is the man with all the tools to get your funny bone laughing. Nickname: Iceman |
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| Shaun: Shaun is a big guy, thus he is the most powerful. Besides his military and political power, he has an unprecedented amount of physical might. As a deep thinker with killer looks he gets alot of attention from the ladies, as you can see from this picture. Otherwise, Shaun has no distinguishing traits. Despite what Sarah Lund, Amy Calvo, and Dolores Gilbert agree on, he is not mean, angry, and bitter. He is a nice gentleman who happens to be bitter. He is also the author of this site. So blow me if you don't like. Nickname: Driver |
| These are the fuckin idiots you have heard all about, now with pictures to make our identities easier to prove! |
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| Somma: When Brian is not getting into arguements with his gay band, he is playing with other bands. In the music world they call this sleeping around. He keeps a dildo handy in the glove compartment of his car, that he occasionally smacks himself with. If you don't believe me...look! Brian currently has a multitude of relationships, from a retarded senior citizen named Perky to a small boy named Aaron chained up in his basement chapel to a chunky black women from Florida. Speaking of chapels, Somma is really into them, he prays at least 18 times a day and goes to church 74 times a week. He also sucks dick for furniture. Nickname: Jesus |
| Note: These are my friends, most of things I say about them I do not mean. I am actually quite fond of all of these people. They are not idiots or fuckers or whatever I call them. I have the utmost respect for all of you and the above is purely for a laugh. I do not mean half of it. If you have a problem with anything above just e-mail me at [email protected] or IM me at TravelingLoner on AIM and I will take it down. Enjoy kids. |
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| Ryan: This guy, oh this guy. Under complete control of the master, he goes about sulking in his basement wallowing in self pity. I know what your thinking, it sounds like Naill, but it isn't. When he isn't fasting he is eating more then he should and the master makes that well known. Ryan, who is always crying on the inside, gives away free movie passes often so he serves as a pillar to this rag tag group of mishief makers. He is also evil. He has the extraordinarily evil power of "fucking over" in which he fucks over his friends. This usually happens on Friday's although occasionally on Saturday's. Nickname: Maverick. |
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| The Girls: Amy Ryan's other half, we actually hang out with her more then him, shes more fun. Amy said I was going to make fun of her OCD, so I won't do that. Instead I will say she has a nice house that resembles a musem and a car that resembles the home of a homeless man. Nickname: The Master Sarah Sarah is a girl that doesn't like me, I have no problem with her though. Amy said I was going to make fun of her hair fetish that I didn't know existed so I won't. Sarah is cool beause she let us watch porn at her house and she always lets us go to her house. Nickname: Kate Dolores Dolores is the one that is spread eagle on the couch. She is a vegan and influenced Dave into the green order. Dave has since gone back to meat because he doesn't love her anymore. She is dating a 24 year old guy which is kinda freaky and they do it ALOT. Like prolly right now. She is a cool person that I don't know well so I will stop before I get into trouble. Nickname: Harry Pothead |