Our FUCKING Random Thoughts

Lately, I have been full of random thoughts that should be spread to the masses (by masses I mean the few FUCKS who read this shit, god I wouldn't). So hear I go back. Sit back and ponder:

March 6th 2001
-Easter. What a joke. The day we celebrate Jesus rising from the dead and becoming,
     what, a white rabbit that hides colored eggs?
-Mr D. It would be cool if your dad gave us booze, because man he has so much.
-God is just dog spelled backwards. Vice versa too.
-I bet its bad to put a cat in a microwave
-St. Patricks Day, the day where Irish live up to the stereotype.
-I would pay to see that. What that is still has to be determined.
-In the future, monkeys will replace cats and a yet to be discovered animal will replace
     dogs. But hamsters, man you can't replace those cute little FUCKERS.
-I wonder what Burns is doing right... right... right NOW!
-Womens basketball. What the FUCK do they think they are doing.
-Why are their so many religions. Come on get on the Christianity bandwagon.
-Being a born again christian. Whats the big FUCKIN deal. I was born once. Thats
      enough for me.
-Spanish people should speak English. Their not kidding anyone. They are makin that
      shit up.
-I am in Spanish 3. Thats all I need. If at some point the world turns bad and I need to
      know Spanish I can still order a burger a know if my order was right.
-I hope I never wake up next to a dead clown. (thanks to Mr D for that one)
-I hope I never wake up next to Jenn Tae-Bo.

March 8th, 2001
-Evil is live spelled backwards. (thanks for Mr A for that one)
-If a tree falls in the woods and hits the kid from the first 2 "Home Alones" will his parents
      from the movie care? Will the public care?
-I can do it. No matter what they say, I can do it.
-In the future all our wars will be fought by clones os Jebus Rodriguez the mexican
      refugee. Long live Jebus!
-If its fun, Whack can make it less fun! March 18th, 2001
-Its all God's fault. (thanks to Mr R)
-I wonder what its like to sleep next to a girl.
-FUCK that last one. I wanna know what its like to sleep with a girl.
-You must be in a real bad way if you are eating dog food.
-My nipples area as hard as diamonds.
-Yo, i think your trunk is gonna explode. (thanks to Mr A)

April 2nd 2001
-Dude you can make a bong out of anything. (Mr D)
-Kids have it so much better these days. They get to see the Easter Bunny in a brightly lit,
      original set with a merry-go-round. All I had was a pedifile on the corner.
-Where da white women at?
-Where da food at?
-Whats up with those "concerned citizens". Always callin the cops. I'll fix their apples.
-God really likes to FUCK with me.

April 8th, 2001
-It must been really FUCKIN scary to live during the plagues. That was some scary shit.
-Whats their religion? (thanks to Mr B)
-The ugly lesbian will be the downfall of man. But the hot bi chick will make them rise
      again!
-Shoes. Woodstock smelt like shoes. (thanks to Floaty the Midget for that one. More
      specifically her mom)

April 17th, 2001
-There are no sausages over there! (Burns)
-Your hat. Its black. (Mr R)
-Waterbury to see Bush.
-Mexico, Mexicans are from Mexico.
-Drunks, drunks are from Ireland.
-Anyways, I says to her, I says.... HOLY SHIT, look at that, no wait, thats not what I says!
-FUCK YOU Film Teacher. FUCK. You.

May 2nd, 2001
-I love these pants. (thanks to Floaty the Midget for that one)
-World War 4, the Allies versus the Antarctic penguins.
-Hydro isn't water.

January 31st, 2002
-Fox is slowly becoming a hardcore porn channel. (Simpsons)
-Never build a house on any sort of burial ground.
-Over the site's hiatus, I decided to drop the nicknames.
-Upon entering Nikki's house, dog hair will be placed on your body. Sorry.
-Whatever happened to the Allies after WW2. (You better not say NATO.)
-Judging by all the info on this site and the old angelfire site, there is enough evidence here to get us all imprisoned for a very long time. Except of course for Jay who could get a death sentence.