Smoking Monkey FUCKIN IQ Test

                                                  The FUCKIN IQ Test

Ah yes IQ. Intelligence tests. A way to seperate men from Burns. A way to see who will succeed and who will live in Oxford. A way to waste time online. Whatever way you look it IQ Tests are all over. They even used to have em in resturaunts but they would stir up the old folk FUCKS. So now, with no further adue, with no more wasted time, with no more senseless senteces, with no more run-on sentences, with no hesitation comes the great, all powerful, none profitable, and super fun TSMIQT, other wise known as The Smokin Monkey IQ Test.

1) Do you piss yourself? If so you failed and please refrain from taking the FUCKIN test.
2) Are you a virgin? Yes or no will do fine.
3) What are the 50 states and their respected capitals?
4) Who got the key?
5) Can you tell time? Yes or no will do.
6) Do you believe in aliens? Yes or no.
7) Who was the commander of the confederate forces?
8) Whats the frequency Kenneth?
9) What year did Babe Ruth die?
10) How many presidents have we had?
11) How many real presidents have we had? This excludes the likes of George W Bush, Ronald Regan, and that bastard Washington.
12) How many seasons has the Simpsons been on the air?
13) Nikki the Midget, have you ever expiremented? Yes or no is ok.
14) When does a running joke run too long?
15) When was the first TV showcased?
16) Who brought in the FUCKIN mail?
17) When was America first discovered?
18) Mr D, really, how long will it last?
19) When I will my lonliness be cured?
20) Name two countries that are still communist in the world.
21) Kanca is a FUCKIN jackass. Agree or disagree?
22) Who was president during the Gulf War?
23) Who was responsible for making the Volkswagon Golf?
24) That person should be shot. Agree or disagree?
25) My report card was hidden for how long?
26) A rhombus has 4 sides. Yes or no.
27) The corresponding sides of a rhombus equal 180 degrees. Yes or no.
28) This is getting old. Yes or no.
29) Includng number 0, there have been 30 questions so far. Yes or no?
30) Mr X (the author) is a fat bastard. Agree or Disagree.
31) What is your current IQ?

THE ANSWERS

1) Why are you reading this!? Get the FUCK outta here!
2) If no, then congrats. If yes I feel sorry for you. You poor bastard.
3) Look at a map. Don't ask me. Do I look like a FUCKIN historian.
4) Gus Johnson got the key.
5) If yes, good thats a good sign. If no, you must be a re re.
6) If yes you are wierd. You may also be a fat overweight white male. No wait, you are a white, fat, overweight male. If no then you are good to go.
7) General Robert E Lee
8) Thats a song title. Its by R.E.M.
9) Look it up in a enclycopedia. Mine is on the other side of the room and I don't wanna go get and open it up.
10) Alot.
11) Alot - 2 and that FUCKIN bastard Washington.
12) Somewhere around 11.
13) Its ok whatever you chose. We are all still your friends.
14) A running joke runs too long right about now.
15) Worlds Fair before WW2.
16) My mom.
17) By some viking before Columbus.
18) Come on, you can tell us.
19) Can no one answer me this question?
20) China and Russia.
21) You better agree.
22) George Bush Senior.
23) Those damned Germans thats who!
24) Come on agree with me here.
25) A whole 3 day weekend.
26) Yes.
27) Yes.
28) You bet your ass it is!
29) No. There was no number 0 you FUCKIN idiot. I started I number 1! HAHAHAHAHAHA
30) Please disagree. Pretty pretty please. I am pleading with you here. I am on my knees. I don't mean it all. Fine. Ya know what? Be that way. I drive you all hear and there and every FUCKIN where then what do you do. You go ahead and agree. Fine be that way. Fine.
31) Only you can answer this.

SCORES! Your IQ is your answer to number 31. HA! You took all that for nothing. HA. Ha...hahaha! Bwahahahahaha. Hey you FUCKIN asshole I am no fat bastard. Hey wait. What did you just call me? Mr T-4 get back. Call me Fatty Arbunkle again and you will die you porn loving cock guzzler! Dammit!