FUCKING Mickey D's

The Guide To Surviving Mickey D's By Shaun

First off, let me abbreviate Mickey D's. It will hence forth be called MCD. Then I will continue to say this. It is intregal to be at a MCD with a fountain and condimet area where you can get free refills and ketchup for some of this shit too work. Ok, part 1...

Ordering:
You must order from the Dollar Menu. It is a key member to our group and hopefully yours. And as for your beverage, get water if there is a free refills area. Now you have a cup for free. You can simply walk over, dump out the water, and get the delicous beverage of your choice for nothing! This means infinite refills for nothing at all. You can now get a sandwich, fries, and beverage for no more then 2.12. Moving on to bigger and wronger things....

Weaponry:
   Darts: This concept is simple. Everyone knows about spitballs so I won't go into this. But if you take a coffe stirer. Put a spit on the end of it. And shoot it out the straw like you would a spitball you have a blow dart. The stirrer becomes the dart. The straw becomes the blowgun. The stirrer can even be sharpened.

Pellets: This is another concept easy to understand. Instead of spit balls, put nuts into the straw. These are free at most MCD's. This shit stings and they are small and unnoticable.

Creamers: Another group favorite. These are your bombs. With enough force these FUCKERS explode. Great for mailboxes, cars, even signs. Burns can chug these FUCKERS. Go little guy go! Anyway throwing Creamers at stuff is called Creaming. So go out and FUCKIN do it.

   Sauce Bombs: Another fairly simple one. Gets lots of sauce from a nearby sauce pump and pump it all into one bag. Now chuck it at force at any subject. This will create on hell of a mess. Sorry Burns. Anyway these are the most feared but its also difficult to get that much sauce without being caught but your sub human MCD employee.

   Well thats it for now. I hope you found this FUCKIN guide helpful. If you know anymore e-mail them to me at the link below. I will post em and give you credit. This section is Mr D's FUCKIN idea, yell at him.