Hey surfer dudes!!! Sorry that last fonkle ponk was sssssooooo long but i've bin really busy workin on the site. It's taken me a long time so... RESPECT DA SITE!!!!!!

Anyway theres loads of new stuff, music, loads of pix, songs from all the plays + loads of stuff in free red squares + chocolate.

Theres still more stuff 2 come but i wanted 2 get the site on the net a.s.a.p. theres gonna b, more links, more tips, more mr.moos, more stuff in free red squares + chocolate. What i'd really love 2 b able 2 do is put videos on here but i really dont know how 2.

I'll keep surfin the net 2 c if there's anything fun i can put on here so keep checkin 2 c if anythin's changed. If u wanna no when the site's updated then contact me.

If u wanna stay sane while surfin' such a werid site made by such an insane person then follow this step-by-step guide. 1) bookmark this site so u remember just where 2 go if u wanna lose ur mind 2) go 2 the site map 2 find out what ur lettin' urself in4. 3) sign the guestbook so every1 no's that u've visited this looney bin 4) surf the site (it's best 2 do this with some1 standing b side u 2 slap u + throw cold water over u 5)e mail me + tell me how amazingly KICK ASS this site is!!!!!!!!

Theres gonna b more stuff comin on here so stay surfin' !!!

C ya l8r little dudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!