1.Don't eat any paint (i've tried it (accidently (honest!)))

2. Be nice 2 ur knees, i've recently had truble with mine + mayb if i'd bin a bit nicer 2 them...i'll send them a present...let's c ...2 smel's right knee

on the edge of the chair

but above thefloor

smel sends her love

3. don't take anything ANYTHING 4 granted (especially not the fone)

4. don't drink any more than 5 gallons of vodka neat at any one time

all right - my brain's like a dried up sponge that is in desperate need of coffee, but more'll b along soon...promise