+ there stood………………………………………………………………………………………

A huge chunk of cheddar cheese dressed in a halloween costume. "I do!!!!" she screamed 2 the whole church. "this cow is already married........2 me!!!! Honestly Darius! 2 think i woodn't notice!!! The late nites!!! No word from u 4 days on end!!! Don't think i dont no wats goin on!!! I know about u + britteny!!! Those endless concerts!!! I always thought u had a problem with me being a piece of cheese!!! + i was rite wasn't i??????? How could u b sooo shallow??? + 2 think i turned down that fit piece of edam @ the pub the other day!!! I shud've guessed something would happen!!! All those times u came home @ 2:00am + said "sorry darling, i had 2 work late @ the office". How could i have bin sooo stupid!!!! U haven't worked in 10 years!!!!!! I woke up this morning + the endless fone calls about "congratulations" + all the press outside the house??? + i was still recovering from the halloween party from the night b4!!!! Well, i'm off, gone outta here, 4 good this time!!!! + hang on...........ur not Darius........opps" "britteny is in the church next door" said the clergy-cow.

"oh, sorry, so sorry, sorry, sorry" + so saying she very quickly left the building.

4 a while every1 in the church looked stunned + shocked while they took deep breaths coming 2 terms with the fact that britteny spears was less than 50ft away from them + no1 had thought 2 bring a gun.

Then, all @ once every1 saw the funny side of the whole thing + fell about laughing. Whilst rolling around the floor, mr. Moo coughed up his magic penny. He looked around him, his vision went blurred, his head spun......+ then he promptly passed out.

U c, unfortunately 4 mr moo magic penny delivery services had recently bin having problems with their computers + the result was that sudden + unexpected termination of use of their services resulted in dizziness, nausea + fainting.

When he awoke he was in hospital with the clergy-cow beside his bed asking him if he would take the mental cow as his beloved wife, 2 have + 2 hold thru trouble + strife, 2 b his partner 4 the rest of his life.....

"oh thank goodness ur awake. I've bin asking u that 4 3 months hoping u'd wake up"

mr. moo sat in bed + tried 2 remember what had happened b4 he passed out. Suddenly in a horrible rush of mental illness + cheddar cheese, it all came back 2 him. He leapt out of bed, + dressed in only a hospital gown ran down the corridor + jumped out of the fire exit. the insane cow followed at a surprisingly fast pace. However she tripped over a chamber pot precariously placed in the middle of the corridor (mr. Moo had cleverly leapt over it). She went crashing 2 the floor, where several stern nurses immediately pounced upon her + forced her in2 a bed. "i've just cleaned this corridor + no-1, NO-1 is gonna make a mess out of it!!!"

mr. Moo ran home faster than homer 2 krusty burger. Still shaken from the unusual events of the afternoon, he decided 2 have a nice strong drink of tequila + catch up on the 12:00 MOOs. Well, he had bin in a coma 4 3 months!!!

Well, he had just switched on the tele thinking how lucky he was never 2 have 2 c that horrible insane cow again, when she appeared on the TV.

"i no ur watching!!! I no where u r!!! u cant escape from me!!! I'll find u, i'll get u + u'll b forced 2 live with me 4ever in the realm of cat food, with cabbage shaped books as ur only companions. + the mirror of eternal elvis impressions will provide adequate sustenance 4 the dr. who marathon. "

a SWAT team quickly bundled her off camera + the reporter continued talking about the recent terrorist attacks on souvenir shops in MOO-jarca.

Anyway mr. Moo thought that a nice hot bath with some MOOs-ic would calm him down so he switched on the radio + added his new grass-scented bubble bath 2 the water + watched the mountain of bubbly froth build higher + higher. He got undressed + leapt in2 the bath with glee. Mr moo loved froth. However even tho the taps were off the mountain of froth kept growing taller + taller!!!!! The froth wrapped itself around mr. Moo + he felt it seeping in thru his very skin!!! He was getting the dreaded..........FROTH BITE!!!!!! The froth reared up 2wards the ceiling as if it were alive + formed itself in2 a mouth like shape. It swallowed poor mr. Moo in 1 gulp!!! He was just about 2 eat poor mr. Moo when the froth remembered all those reports of BSE + CJD on the MOOS. Alrite, so no froth had caught it yet, but it was only a matter of time. So he quickly spat mr. Moo out. Unfortunately he was facing the open window @ the time. Mr. Moo flew high over the city + soared thru the sky. When he landed, 4 a few seconds he wondered where he was. It wasn't like he'd imagined @ all. No, wait that was still some froth in his eyes. Mr. Moo had landed........................................................................................................................................