Mr. Moo Early Stories
A cow (Mr. Moo) was walking along the road one day when he saw a penny! Being a fairly strange kind of cow he ate it. BUT what he didn't realise was that the penny was magic + that if u kept it in your hand all day u would b able 2 turn in2 any shape u wished. U just said what u wanted 2 b + hey presto instantanious changes courtosey of magic penny delivery service. Poor Mr. Moo. Imagine! Instead of just holding the penny in your hand he ate it!!! In magical terms that's like being told 2 simmer on a very low heat but instead putting your saucepan over a volcano.
Of course poor old Mr. Moo hadnt realised any of this + was going about his daily routine of picking up the MOOS-paper when he tripped over a very inconvienently fallen down lampost. D'oh!! Mr. Moo felt silly + stupid + thick + dumb, well in a word sheepish!!! But oh no!!! What should happen but Mr. Moo turned in2 a sheep!!!! (because of the magic penny). Of course being very powerful penny-like magic Mr. Moo hadn't realised. Oh dear!! He walked along the street in Cow-country and strolled in2 a clothes shop. Being fairly vain he couldn't resist picturing himself in the various outfits in the window. Oh! This season's full length tail scarf!! Oooh! Every cow he knew would die 4 that!! He strolled in2 MOO-look + caught a glance of himself in the mirror. SHOCK!!! HORROR!!!!! He was a common sheep!!! Mr. Moo felt angry + scared. What happened then?? He turned in2 an angry scary monster!!! He look around the store + caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror. He thought he looked quite fetching. He turned around + what was there but the prettiest cow he had ever set I's on. She stared at him in awe. (Being a sick twisted cow who'd recently broken out of a mental home + was hiding in MOO-look.) It was love at 1st sight. Being under the influence of the penny Mr. Moo went straight 2 the nearest church 2 marry the cow. BUT just as the Clergy-cow was saying "If any cow has got good reason then let them stand 4th or 4ver hold their Ps + Qs" there came a tremendous bang from the back. The doors swung open + there stood .