Smell would like to state the following:

She is not responsible for any injury, law suits, brain damage or insanity resulting from surfing her site. Any large telephone bills resulting from addiction to surfing the totally amazing site she has made are not Smell's responsibility and she will not pay for them. Smell will not pay any dry cleaning, gas or electricity bills either. All questions, complaints and criticisms must be submitted in writing and the applicant must sign their letter and it will only be read if the applicant is over ninety-five and the letter is also signed by both parents. The Management is not responsible for any loss of property, life, limb, brain cells, sanity or marbles. No heavy machinery is to be operated while surfing this site. Anyone who chooses to surf this dangerously fantastic site does do at their own risk.

However, any inspiration, money, fame, glory or admiration gained from surfing this site are Smell's responsibility and she is entitle to take full and absolute credit for them.