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And Now, mind-melting, I.Q- degrading action...
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Contestant 5: M.F.B.A.
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Hello, I em A-oo, your host por da duration
op dis god-forsaken gameshow, Shoore! I will be da one asking
all op the tanongs hir. Wen der is a mali, I will make asar
to da contestants pays.
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Dis Mader Faking Bits Arse has a beri
big... clipboard. He makes hampas hampas all da eberybody
hu makes kulit kulit him. He has dis beri balbonin bigote.
Without it, he luks like a labaker!
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Contestant 1: Bogart
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Contestant 6: Enrique
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Dis guy, he is beri maliit. But ip you
make him asar his shortness, he will make you asar until
you are all pahiya wid his beri big bibig and den he will
make tawa-tawa until you are all making-iyak.
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Da partner op Flower in det n destruction.
Weneber deese two are magkasama, anyting dey make hipo becomes
gutay-gutay. Dat is why da class makes bayad plenty op pera
ebery year.
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Contestant 2: Bata
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Contestant 7: Booba da Teddy
Bear
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He is da beri youngest member op our
class. But he is two times more malibog dan anybody else
and he has more puting buhok dan I heb asars. And my asars
are beri marami ha!
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He is a lalaki wid da boobs op a girl.
He is so huggabol dat he is made gahasa-gahasa ebery recess
and lunch. Dat is why he is called da teddy bear.
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Contestant 3: Hoba
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Contestant 8: Nixcellent
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Hoba is beri mahoba. It's because op
his beri kadiri jabar and dat he luks like Grimace, da tae
op McDo. Because op his porno, is a matalinong B.I. wid
bery bad B.O.
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Nix is one op da most matalino in da
class. Dat is why he is a customer to a pagsusulit. Da customer
is always tama. Nixcellent is da customer!
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Contestant 4: Flower
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Technical Supervisor: Axeman
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DIs beri intsik guy is napakadanger pare!
Eberyting he makes hipo breaks within da next tatlong seconds.
But dat is noting compared to da dangerous he is when he
is kasama wid Rico!
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Dis beri malibog guitarist will be da
one operating da display panels por our contestants. And
while he is at it, he will make andar the aircon as well.
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So, game are you na?
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