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A-oo: Ok, dis is da second
round. Time is set at 2 mins, 20 seconds. Contestants, you do
know dat your objectib is to get lots op maney right?
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Contestants: ... Yeah...
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A-oo: ... Yes... Just making
sure... Anyways, Por dis round, Dylan will be da hurado while
Dom will be the one operating da digital pen displays...
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[Dom Dances]
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Dylan: Great... the host's
a feak who looks like a monkey while the tech. supervisor acts
like a monkey...
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Bogart: At least hindi baboy!
Muwahahahaha!
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Ma'am Angie in the audience:
Pippo, nasa game show ka, huwag kang mag-alala. Siguradong may
pumapansin na sa 'yo.
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A-oo: HOY GAME SHOW KO TOH!
START THE DAMN CLOCK ALREADY!
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[Clock Starts]
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A-oo: Bogart, sa 2001, sino
ang tinawag na "Band of the Year"?
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Bogart: Linkin Park
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TIm & A-oo: CRAWLING IN
MY SKEEEEEEEN! DEESE WOUNDS DEY WILL NOT HEEEL!
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A-oo: Bata, ano ang pinakawalang
kuwentang stall sa Caf.?
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Bata: Mongolee... "Some
foods can never be eaten...:
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A-oo: Hi. I'm A-oo. I used
to eat at Mongolee. After a few months, I lost faith in everything.
And then I went to Days with the Lord. And then, I got my faith
back! I realized that MONGOLEE IS THE TOOL OF SATAN! SATAN! SATAN
I TELL YOU!
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Dylan & Topher: Satan,
satan!
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A-oo: Flower, sa class record,
sinong nakasira ng table habang nagska-skateboard sa loob ng classroom?IKAW!
IKAW 'DI BA!?
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Flower: No, it wuz like, my
evil twin brother, Andrew you know?
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M.F.B.A. : Oh my god... The
Days-of-our-Lives-evil-twin-brother stint is actually applicable
to this guy...
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[Suddenly, Flower's voice changes]
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Flower: Yes, it was the perfect
crime wasn't it?. But you see, my evil twin brother wasn't always
this twisted. Oh Felipe! If only you knew how traumatized he was
to find out that our long lost mother was an amoeba and that I'm
actually his grandpa and not his twin brother!
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(Sarcastically) A-oo: Uh huh...
You don't say? You mean you're actually a...
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Flower: Yes, I'm a...
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[Flower rips off his face]
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Flower: I'm a cow!
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M.F.B.A. : No shit... Yeah
yeah. Sure you're a... HOLY CATTLE PROD! What the fuck!? You really
are a cow! And since when were you this fluent in english!?
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Booba: A cow? Where? Ay ang
cute!
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A-oo: Nevermind that! (Geeze,
and I suppose I'm a REAL tarsier...)
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[Time Check: 1:30]
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A-oo: M.F.B.A. , how many days
ang kumpletong menstrual period?
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M.F.B.A. : Ideally, 28 days.
But ever since Marjo, I'm not so sure anymore...
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Marjo in the audience: Hey I heard
that!
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[M.F.B.A. pulls out a shotgun and blasts Marjo's
ass]
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M.F.B.A. : Shut up thunder
thighs... Ahh... I.R. feel much better now...
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Dylan: ...Ooookaaaay. Our first
god-foresaken correct answer in this god-forsaken round in this
god-forsaken show!
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A-oo: Enrique, name me the
gel-like substance famous for its VARIOUS applications.
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Enrique: Vaseline... no really,
who's got porn here man? And WHO'S GOT MY BOLIVIA SAMSONITE FLICK!?
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Dylan: Dare I say it? TEBS
FEST NA TOH!
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M.F.B.A. : Dude, Paolo's suppose
to know these things why don't you ask him?
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Enrique: Right! Uhh can I use
my lifeline?
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A-oo: Ok. Hir is da deal. We
ain't got no stinking lifelines in this god-forsaken show! And
besides, tama ka na!
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Dylan: As acting judge, I here
by rule that there be one lifeline in Enrique's request.
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A-oo: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
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Dylan: Shut up man... this
is one heck of a porn flick missing... DON'T YOU HAVE ANY SOUL!?
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Enrique: Ey thanks man!
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[Enrique gets his celphone out and dials...]
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Enrique: Hello Pao? Have you
seen my Bolivia Samsonite flick?
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Paolo on phone: No man.
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Enrique: NOOOOOO! I NEED MY
PORN!
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[A-oo tosses a bunch of VCDs at Enrique]
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A-oo: For the love of god!
Ayan, PORNO! Sak-sak mo sa baga mo! You've already wasted 30 seconds
you horny freak!
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[Time Check: 15 seconds]
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A-oo: Booba, ano ang mas malaki?
Mt. Apo or Mt. Everest?
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Booba: Umm... Mt. Everest?
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A-oo: Awww I'm sorry the title
of biggest actually goes to your twin peaks!
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Dom: Mickey Luuuuuuu!
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A-oo: Nix, ilan ang utong ni
Topher?
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Nix: Dalawa
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Everybody: *GASP! Mali siya!
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A-oo: Ay oo nga pala wala ka
nung first year... I'm sorry Nix pero ang tamang sagot ay tatlo.
Bogart ano ang...
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[Time's Up]
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A-oo: I will no longer continue
with that question, time's up... A nabank ninyo sa round na ito
ay... oh... right... So that's how it feels to lose 10 I.Q. points...
WALA KAYO NABANK! WALA! AS IN ZERO! AS IN GOD ALMIGHTY ANONG GINAGAWA
KO DITOOOOO!?
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Flower the cow: Shit man. The
dude snapped...
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M.F.B.A. : Sino bang hindi
after finally finding out after three years na baka pala ang kaklase
niya? Geeze man...
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A-oo: Sino ang jumakol kagabi?
Sino ang sumobra sa pag-lalaro sa kanyang kanyon!? Sino ang naging
Jolly tapos nag-bee happy!? SINO!? SINO!? SINOOOOOO!? Audience,
is it time to vote off yet!?
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Audience: Shoore!
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Casting of votes >>
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