A-oo: Ok, dis is da second round. Time is set at 2 mins, 20 seconds. Contestants, you do know dat your objectib is to get lots op maney right?

  Contestants: ... Yeah...

   A-oo: ... Yes... Just making sure... Anyways, Por dis round, Dylan will be da hurado while Dom will be the one operating da digital pen displays...

 [Dom Dances]

   Dylan: Great... the host's a feak who looks like a monkey while the tech. supervisor acts like a monkey...

   Bogart: At least hindi baboy! Muwahahahaha!

   Ma'am Angie in the audience: Pippo, nasa game show ka, huwag kang mag-alala. Siguradong may pumapansin na sa 'yo.

   A-oo: HOY GAME SHOW KO TOH! START THE DAMN CLOCK ALREADY!

[Clock Starts]

   A-oo: Bogart, sa 2001, sino ang tinawag na "Band of the Year"?

   Bogart: Linkin Park

   TIm & A-oo: CRAWLING IN MY SKEEEEEEEN! DEESE WOUNDS DEY WILL NOT HEEEL!

   A-oo: Bata, ano ang pinakawalang kuwentang stall sa Caf.?

   Bata: Mongolee... "Some foods can never be eaten...:

   A-oo: Hi. I'm A-oo. I used to eat at Mongolee. After a few months, I lost faith in everything. And then I went to Days with the Lord. And then, I got my faith back! I realized that MONGOLEE IS THE TOOL OF SATAN! SATAN! SATAN I TELL YOU!

   Dylan & Topher: Satan, satan!

   A-oo: Flower, sa class record, sinong nakasira ng table habang nagska-skateboard sa loob ng classroom?IKAW! IKAW 'DI BA!?

   Flower: No, it wuz like, my evil twin brother, Andrew you know? 

   M.F.B.A. : Oh my god... The Days-of-our-Lives-evil-twin-brother stint is actually applicable to this guy...

[Suddenly, Flower's voice changes]

   Flower: Yes, it was the perfect crime wasn't it?. But you see, my evil twin brother wasn't always this twisted. Oh Felipe! If only you knew how traumatized he was to find out that our long lost mother was an amoeba and that I'm actually his grandpa and not his twin brother!

   (Sarcastically) A-oo: Uh huh... You don't say? You mean you're actually a...

   Flower: Yes, I'm a...

[Flower rips off his face]   

   Flower: I'm a cow!

   M.F.B.A. : No shit... Yeah yeah. Sure you're a... HOLY CATTLE PROD! What the fuck!? You really are a cow! And since when were you this fluent in english!?

   Booba: A cow? Where? Ay ang cute!

   A-oo: Nevermind that! (Geeze, and I suppose I'm a REAL tarsier...)

[Time Check: 1:30]

   A-oo: M.F.B.A. , how many days ang kumpletong menstrual period?

   M.F.B.A. : Ideally, 28 days. But ever since Marjo, I'm not so sure anymore...

  Marjo in the audience: Hey I heard that!

[M.F.B.A. pulls out a shotgun and blasts Marjo's ass]

   M.F.B.A. : Shut up thunder thighs... Ahh... I.R. feel much better now...

   Dylan: ...Ooookaaaay. Our first god-foresaken correct answer in this god-forsaken round in this god-forsaken show!

   A-oo: Enrique, name me the gel-like substance famous for its VARIOUS applications.

   Enrique: Vaseline... no really, who's got porn here man? And WHO'S GOT MY BOLIVIA SAMSONITE FLICK!?

   Dylan: Dare I say it? TEBS FEST NA TOH!

   M.F.B.A. : Dude, Paolo's suppose to know these things why don't you ask him?

   Enrique: Right! Uhh can I use my lifeline?

   A-oo: Ok. Hir is da deal. We ain't got no stinking lifelines in this god-forsaken show! And besides, tama ka na!

   Dylan: As acting judge, I here by rule that there be one lifeline in Enrique's request.

    A-oo: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

   Dylan: Shut up man... this is one heck of a porn flick missing... DON'T YOU HAVE ANY SOUL!?

   Enrique: Ey thanks man!

[Enrique gets his celphone out and dials...]

   Enrique: Hello Pao? Have you seen my Bolivia Samsonite flick?

   Paolo on phone: No man.

   Enrique: NOOOOOO! I NEED MY PORN!

[A-oo tosses a bunch of VCDs at Enrique]

   A-oo: For the love of god! Ayan, PORNO! Sak-sak mo sa baga mo! You've already wasted 30 seconds you horny freak!

[Time Check: 15 seconds]

   A-oo: Booba, ano ang mas malaki? Mt. Apo or Mt. Everest?

   Booba: Umm... Mt. Everest?

   A-oo: Awww I'm sorry the title of biggest actually goes to your twin peaks!

   Dom: Mickey Luuuuuuu!

   A-oo: Nix, ilan ang utong ni Topher?

   Nix: Dalawa

   Everybody: *GASP! Mali siya!

   A-oo: Ay oo nga pala wala ka nung first year... I'm sorry Nix pero ang tamang sagot ay tatlo. Bogart ano ang...

[Time's Up]

   A-oo: I will no longer continue with that question, time's up... A nabank ninyo sa round na ito ay... oh... right... So that's how it feels to lose 10 I.Q. points... WALA KAYO NABANK! WALA! AS IN ZERO! AS IN GOD ALMIGHTY ANONG GINAGAWA KO DITOOOOO!?

   Flower the cow: Shit man. The dude snapped...

   M.F.B.A. : Sino bang hindi after finally finding out after three years na baka pala ang kaklase niya? Geeze man...

   A-oo: Sino ang jumakol kagabi? Sino ang sumobra sa pag-lalaro sa kanyang kanyon!? Sino ang naging Jolly tapos nag-bee happy!? SINO!? SINO!? SINOOOOOO!? Audience, is it time to vote off yet!?

   Audience: Shoore!

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