A-oo: Tang ina mga weng-weng kayong lahat...

   M.F.B.A. : Duh... You're talking about our class here futt bucker...

   A-oo: Now, ip we don't heb any other malibog na contestants... Shall we get started?

   Dylan: Start the motha fuckin clock already...

[Clock Starts]   

   A-oo: Bogart, sa klase sino ang may pinakamalaking porno collection?

   Bogart: Tang ina, ako yun a!

   A-oo: Engot! Saan yun utak mo kanina!? As op dis moment, dahil sa mga binigay ko, Rico has da biggest collection!

[Meanwhile in Rico's house]

   Rico: Whoa! This one's better than my Bolivia Samsonite flick!

   A-oo: Bata, ano ang motto ng klase sa TD?

   Bata: O - 2003... We put the "o" in TD... 'Di ko pa rin gets...

   Dom: Ay puweeeeet!

   A-oo: Oh no...

   M.F.B.A. : Tara, punta tayong OSO!

   Dylan: Yun na yoooon.

   A-oo: Shuddaaaap!

[Time Check 1:45]   

   Dom: Oo na... everybody bow down to A-oo, THE MAN OF MANY WILES!

[Studio doors are blasted open]   

   Jego: Sino dito si Tzi-Tzi!?

[M.F.B.A. grabs his trusty shotgun...]

   M.F.B.A. : That would be me...

  Jego: You killed Marjo! Now you pay!

   M.F.B.A. : Bring it on...

   A-oo: The hell you guys are! Take it outside!

   Dylan: Hawakan mo nga sa tenga!

   Jego: Hahaha... Hindi na kailangan pa itong dalhin sa labas! Behold!

[Two Japanese schoolgirls drop from above and capture M.F.B.A.]

   M.F.B.A. : Hey! HEY!

[M.F.B.A. stares at the two girls]

   M.F.B.A: Heeeeeeeey... How you doin?

   Jego: Hah! At least hindi ka na puwede manalo ng fifty pesos!

   M.F.B.A. : SCREW THE FIFTY BUCKS!!!

   Dylan: ...Ooookaaaay...

   A-oo: STOP! Nobody screws around with my game show!

   Jego: What are you going to do!? Kill me!?

   Dylan: How stupid do you take us for!?

   M.F.B.A. : ...

[Time Check 30 seconds]

   M.F.B.A. : Uhh... can I answer that!?

   Dom: Ay puweeeeet!

    A-oo: Syaaaaaaat aaaaaaaap!

   Jego: Muwahahahahah!

   A-oo: That's it! Go get him MY GREEK SENTINELS!!!

  M.F.B.A. : What the mo-fo-ing!?

   Greek sentinel 1: Come my little play mate! Let me show you how the Greeks did it back then!

   Greek sentinel 2: Yah! We'll show you WHAT A REAL ODYSSEY IS!

   Jego: NOOOOOO!

[Greek Sntinels carry Jego off to the back room... seconds later, whole studio starts to shake...]

   Flower: Moooooooo... (Translation: Eeeeeeeeeeew...)

[Time Check: 15 seconds]

   A-oo: Flower... uhh nevermind... M.F.B.A. ...

[M.F.B.A. looking extremely content...]

   M.F.B.A. : Heeheehee... so you wanna see MY LONGSWORD!?

   A-oo: ... Oooookaaaaay... Booba... Since two of your teammates are... preoccupied...

   Jego in the background: Whaaaaaaa!

   A-oo: Tang ina! Is there nobody left sane here!?

   Everybody: NO!

   A-oo: ...

[Time's Up]

   A-oo: I'm not paid enough for this crap you know that? Heck, I'm not even getting paid for this, period!

   Flower: Mooooooo..

   Nix: I'm surrounded by idiots...

   A-oo: Is is time to vote yet!?

   Audience: Shoore!

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