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A-oo: Ok, dis is da unang round.
Time is set at 2 mins, 30 seconds. Contestants, dumbasses watching
this syet on da T.V. are you ready to make laro?
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[Silence]
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Dylan: Tsss... This sucks...
We're ripping off some dumb game show hosted by a constipated
"Green Freak" and another one hosted by some gal degraded
to advocating chicken nuggets...
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A-oo: Hey, you are making asar
in dis game show? Dat is my trabaho!
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Dylan: Can it tarsier. Drop
the damn accent.
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A-oo: *Ahem*... Fine, whutever
ka diyan... Anyways start the clock already...
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Dylan: Death na toh...
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[Clock Starts]
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A-oo: Bogart, sa pampalakasan,
sino ang reigning champion ng Topher's Boxing Experience?
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Bogart: Hindi si Topher.
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A-oo: Correct. Bata, sino and
dalawang babae sa buhay ni Migi?
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Bata: Ma'am Angie at si Thunder
Thighs, Taray Queen na may Monthly Menstrual Period on a daily
basis.
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A-oo: Yeah, Migi Mile High
Club na toh! Over 1 Million served! Hoba, sa X-- Year Filipino,
ilang puntos ang binibigay kapag nakasagot ka ng tama sa oral
reviewer bago ng exams?
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Hoba: Kasing-dami ng buhok
sa binti ng ulyaning gumawa ng lecheng reviewer na iyon.
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A-oo: Plastik, I am the Plastik
Man! Super-hero, Villain-fighter Plastik Man! Flower, sino ang
ama ng ating 1st Year Moderator?
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Flower: Um, it's like Pagsi
you know?
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A-oo: Pagsi ano?
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Flower: ... Bol
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A-oo: You dumb arse! It's Gandhi!
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M.F.B.A. : Bank!
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A-oo: Yes, banking is a beri
gud idea... IF THERE WAS MONEY TO BANK! M.F.B.A. , Papaano ang
paggawa ng Time Machine?
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M.F.B.A. : You have got to
be fuckin with me... Three years of academic neglect by the science
department and now the damn question is tossed back at me!? Dammit,
this isn't funny you freak!
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A-oo: Tsss... Wala ka lang
kasi bigote eh... Anyways, because op your sagot, you are da mali!
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M.F.B.A. : Tanga hindi pa ako
sumasagot!
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A-oo: Dylan, if you will...
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[Dylan plays back tape] "You have got be
fuckin with me..."
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A-oo: See? Not only is your
answer wrong, but it's sexually disturbing!
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M.F.B.A : ... You're an idiot...
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A-oo: Wehhhhh! Whutever ka
diyan!
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[Time Check: 1:10]
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A-oo: Enrique, if that is your
real name, love is like a what?
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Enrique: A caged, naked bird...
who's got porn here man?
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Hoba: Ako, meron, gusto mo
yung Barely Legal?
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Enrique: No man, nakita ko
na yun eh.
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Bata: Eh yung Partners Forever?
"Some bonds can never be broken..."
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M.F.B.A : Tarzan X na lang!
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A-oo: Hello!? Earth to contestants,
we're still playing here!
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Booba: Ako meron Tarzan X!
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A-oo: Mamaya na 'yan! Booba,
gaano kalaki ang mga bundok ni Ruffa Mae?
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Booba: Ummm...
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[M.F.B.A. whispers to Booba...]
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Booba: As big as mine?
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A-oo: Judge?... Aww I'm sorry.
Sabi daw mas malaki sa iyo eh...
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Booba: What? Sino bang judge?
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A-oo: Si Dom.
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Dom: Hi! Ma'am Marielle is
a babe!
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Everybody: TSSSSSS...
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A-oo: Nix, ano ang square root
ng numerical equivalent ng mole divided by the number of times
nag-divorce si Elizabeth Taylor?
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Nix: Ummm...
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A-oo: Tama! Bogart...
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Nix: Teka, di pa ako sumasagot
a.
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A-oo: Alam na namin na tama
ang sagot mo ok?
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Nix: Pero...
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Bogart: Nix is the customer...
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A-oo: And the customer is always
right!
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Bogart: Bank!
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A-oo: Bogart, ano ang...
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[Time's Up]
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A-oo: I will not continue with
that question, time's up... Ang nabank ninyo laman ay isang pathetic,
microscopic, neigh non-existent, TEN PESOS... Alam mo ba kung
ano ang ibig sabihin nito!? Ibig sabihin, minus Dom, tig-iisang
piso lang tayo dito sa lecheng studio na toh! Hoba, itaas mo nga
ang left arm mo.
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[Hoba raises his arm]
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Dylan & A-oo: Whoa hoba...
Bahooooo!
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A-oo: SIno ang mahoba?
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[Everyone looks at A-oo]
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A-oo: ... Right... Sino ang
nagmamaneho ngunit walang chewing gum? Sino ang nag-billiards
na walang groin protector? Sino ang nagsisikap na mang-asar sa
pamamagitan ng similie na walang kuwenta?
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Everyone: IKAW! ... Is it time
to vote off yet!?
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A-oo: ... Shoore!
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Casting of votes >>
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