A-oo: Ok, dis is da unang round. Time is set at 2 mins, 30 seconds. Contestants, dumbasses watching this syet on da T.V. are you ready to make laro?

[Silence]

   Dylan: Tsss... This sucks... We're ripping off some dumb game show hosted by a constipated "Green Freak" and another one hosted by some gal degraded to advocating chicken nuggets...

   A-oo: Hey, you are making asar in dis game show? Dat is my trabaho!

   Dylan: Can it tarsier. Drop the damn accent.

   A-oo: *Ahem*... Fine, whutever ka diyan... Anyways start the clock already...

   Dylan: Death na toh...

[Clock Starts]

   A-oo: Bogart, sa pampalakasan, sino ang reigning champion ng Topher's Boxing Experience?

   Bogart: Hindi si Topher.

   A-oo: Correct. Bata, sino and dalawang babae sa buhay ni Migi?

   Bata: Ma'am Angie at si Thunder Thighs, Taray Queen na may Monthly Menstrual Period on a daily basis.

   A-oo: Yeah, Migi Mile High Club na toh! Over 1 Million served! Hoba, sa X-- Year Filipino, ilang puntos ang binibigay kapag nakasagot ka ng tama sa oral reviewer bago ng exams?

   Hoba: Kasing-dami ng buhok sa binti ng ulyaning gumawa ng lecheng reviewer na iyon.

   A-oo: Plastik, I am the Plastik Man! Super-hero, Villain-fighter Plastik Man! Flower, sino ang ama ng ating 1st Year Moderator?

   Flower: Um, it's like Pagsi you know?

   A-oo: Pagsi ano?

   Flower: ... Bol

   A-oo: You dumb arse! It's Gandhi!

   M.F.B.A. : Bank!

   A-oo: Yes, banking is a beri gud idea... IF THERE WAS MONEY TO BANK! M.F.B.A. , Papaano ang paggawa ng Time Machine?

   M.F.B.A. : You have got to be fuckin with me... Three years of academic neglect by the science department and now the damn question is tossed back at me!? Dammit, this isn't funny you freak!

   A-oo: Tsss... Wala ka lang kasi bigote eh... Anyways, because op your sagot, you are da mali!

   M.F.B.A. : Tanga hindi pa ako sumasagot!

   A-oo: Dylan, if you will...

[Dylan plays back tape] "You have got be fuckin with me..."

   A-oo: See? Not only is your answer wrong, but it's sexually disturbing!

   M.F.B.A : ... You're an idiot...

   A-oo: Wehhhhh! Whutever ka diyan!

[Time Check: 1:10]

   A-oo: Enrique, if that is your real name, love is like a what?

   Enrique: A caged, naked bird... who's got porn here man?

   Hoba: Ako, meron, gusto mo yung Barely Legal?

   Enrique: No man, nakita ko na yun eh.

   Bata: Eh yung Partners Forever? "Some bonds can never be broken..."

   M.F.B.A : Tarzan X na lang!

   A-oo: Hello!? Earth to contestants, we're still playing here!

   Booba: Ako meron Tarzan X!

   A-oo: Mamaya na 'yan! Booba, gaano kalaki ang mga bundok ni Ruffa Mae?

   Booba: Ummm...

[M.F.B.A. whispers to Booba...]

   Booba: As big as mine?

   A-oo: Judge?... Aww I'm sorry. Sabi daw mas malaki sa iyo eh...

   Booba: What? Sino bang judge?

   A-oo: Si Dom.

   Dom: Hi! Ma'am Marielle is a babe!

   Everybody: TSSSSSS...

   A-oo: Nix, ano ang square root ng numerical equivalent ng mole divided by the number of times nag-divorce si Elizabeth Taylor?

   Nix: Ummm...

   A-oo: Tama! Bogart...

   Nix: Teka, di pa ako sumasagot a.

   A-oo: Alam na namin na tama ang sagot mo ok?

   Nix: Pero...

   Bogart: Nix is the customer...

   A-oo: And the customer is always right!

   Bogart: Bank!

   A-oo: Bogart, ano ang...

[Time's Up]

   A-oo: I will not continue with that question, time's up... Ang nabank ninyo laman ay isang pathetic, microscopic, neigh non-existent, TEN PESOS... Alam mo ba kung ano ang ibig sabihin nito!? Ibig sabihin, minus Dom, tig-iisang piso lang tayo dito sa lecheng studio na toh! Hoba, itaas mo nga ang left arm mo.

[Hoba raises his arm]

   Dylan & A-oo: Whoa hoba... Bahooooo!

   A-oo: SIno ang mahoba?

[Everyone looks at A-oo]

   A-oo: ... Right... Sino ang nagmamaneho ngunit walang chewing gum? Sino ang nag-billiards na walang groin protector? Sino ang nagsisikap na mang-asar sa pamamagitan ng similie na walang kuwenta?

   Everyone: IKAW! ... Is it time to vote off yet!?

   A-oo: ... Shoore!

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