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RhsBballchick04 now "raidervballchick
SetionPirate: YAR!
RhsBballchick05: AH!
RhsBballchick05: whos this?
SetionPirate: It is I!
SetionPirate: SETION PIRATE
RhsBballchick05: ok
RhsBballchick05: lol
RhsBballchick05: really who are ya?
SetionPirate: Wait
SetionPirate: I told you
SetionPirate: Setion
SetionPirate: WHO ARE YOU
SetionPirate: I DUB THEE....
SetionPirate: STORK BOY
SetionPirate: So stork boy
SetionPirate: What have you been up to lately
SetionPirate: I hope you haven't been, EATING HARMLESS PENGUIN EGGS
RhsBballchick05: or not..
SetionPirate: That would be catastrophic
RhsBballchick05: my name is victoria...
SetionPirate: I invented "or not..." and you are hearby forbade from using it
RhsBballchick05: dude your crazy! lol
SetionPirate: HELLO VICTORIA
RhsBballchick05: ah! lol
RhsBballchick05: dude your funny
SetionPirate: So Stork the Victoria Boy
RhsBballchick05: haha
RhsBballchick05: dude
RhsBballchick05: where do you live?
SetionPirate: I AM NOT DUDE
SetionPirate: I AM SETION
SetionPirate: KING OF RUSSIA
SetionPirate: Or that's what the bartender says
SetionPirate: Or at least that's what I think he says
RhsBballchick05: hahaha
RhsBballchick05: hehehe
SetionPirate: It's more like "WHY HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE!!! GET OFF HER NOW!" then he gets mad and attacks me, and I have to run naked through the cold russian streets
SetionPirate: Yes hello
RhsBballchick05: ok
RhsBballchick05: lol
SetionPirate: What does this LOL mean?!?!
SetionPirate: It looks like pig nose
SetionPirate: or maybe just pig
RhsBballchick05: aww..a piggy
SetionPirate: YOU ARE LIKING OF THE PIGS?!
SetionPirate: Nyet!
RhsBballchick05: haha
SetionPirate: WHAT IS FUNNY?
SetionPirate: I AM NOT TELLING JOKE
SetionPirate: Joke would be: SO A MIME WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS ""
SetionPirate: HahhahahahahahHahhahHAhahHAhHAhaH
SetionPirate: That one makes my sides hurt like VODKA WITH RAZORS
SetionPirate: You must not have had this drink before
SetionPirate: TRUST ME STORK BOY
SetionPirate: IT HURST
RhsBballchick05: haha
RhsBballchick05: i bet
RhsBballchick05: so wait..where do you live?
SetionPirate: In russia
SetionPirate: Is this not apparent?
RhsBballchick05: nope
RhsBballchick05: lol
SetionPirate: PIG NOSE
SetionPirate: YOU ARE A SICK SICK PERSON
SetionPirate: So anyways, what is your favorite drink?
SetionPirate: Me, I like the Vodka!
SetionPirate: WITHOUT RAZORS OF COURSE
SetionPirate: And not the "special vodka" Ivan likes to trick me with
RhsBballchick05: same here
RhsBballchick05: haha
SetionPirate: It looks like vodka, but it is actually MOO PISS
SetionPirate: This is very untasty
SetionPirate: YOu like vodka?
SetionPirate: You are crazy stork boy
RhsBballchick05: lol
RhsBballchick05: arhh
SetionPirate: WHY YOU SAY ARHH
RhsBballchick05: i dunno
RhsBballchick05: lol
SetionPirate: ...
SetionPirate: You laugh like a hyena, always at the wrong time
SetionPirate: Are you.....HIGH?!
RhsBballchick05: well...
RhsBballchick05: no
SetionPirate: YOU HAD TO THINK
SetionPirate: Stork boy stork boy, will you ever learn?!
RhsBballchick05: i know
SetionPirate: DRUGS ARE NOT THE ANSWER!!!!!!!
RhsBballchick05: i'm blonde
RhsBballchick05: so you forcing me to think
SetionPirate: ....
RhsBballchick05: took longer
SetionPirate: Yes, always the denial
SetionPirate: DRUGS WILL NOT MAKE YOU PRETTY
RhsBballchick05: never the denial
SetionPirate: ...
SetionPirate: You're confusing, it is the drugs talking drug-o
SetionPirate: You dissapoint me stork boy
RhsBballchick05: wha-what means drug-o
RhsBballchick05: ?
SetionPirate: I expected you to be upright, but no, you're a tar squasher
SetionPirate: GRASS HOPPY
SetionPirate: POPPY SNAPER
SetionPirate: DRO MUNCHER
RhsBballchick05: poppycock
SetionPirate: YOU ADMIT!
RhsBballchick05: nah
SetionPirate: Well well well, that is the first step
SetionPirate: Second step is MIND NUMBING PAIN
RhsBballchick05: lol
SetionPirate: To get your mind of the drugs
SetionPirate: AND PAIN
RhsBballchick05: AAHHH
RhsBballchick05: noo
SetionPirate: See, you laugh when I suggest torture, you are hoppied up right now whacky
SetionPirate: I BET THE DRUGS HAVE MADE YOU UGLY
SetionPirate: I could say you will "BLOSSOM LIKE FLOWER" when you quit, but I am sorry
SetionPirate: THE EFFET IS PERMINENT!
SetionPirate: Sorry
SetionPirate: yes hello
SetionPirate: I once walked into lightning
SetionPirate: PAIN coursed through my very veins, and came out my genitals in a massive explosion of ELECTRICAL BURN
RhsBballchick05: geez
RhsBballchick05: slooow-doownn
SetionPirate: Lucky for me, my underwear was encoated in ice, thus causing it to be spread through out my body, sustaining now scar
SetionPirate: YOu drug heads always think people go to fast
SetionPirate: IT'S THE CHEMICALS EATING AWAY YOUR SOUL
RhsBballchick05: who ever i said i did drugs in the first place?
RhsBballchick05: you know..your judgeing me
RhsBballchick05: you don't even know who i am
SetionPirate: YOU ARE STORK BOY
SetionPirate: DRUG QUEEN
SetionPirate: And piggy lover
SetionPirate: pigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggy
SetionPirate: yes hello
RhsBballchick05: oink
SetionPirate: Tell me, has your love of pigs made you look like one
RhsBballchick05: ^@^ <
SetionPirate: Because I invision you as stork
SetionPirate: Yes, that is a crappy pig
RhsBballchick05: no i'm an athletic person
SetionPirate: I am sorry, I did not consider DRUG HIPPIE as an athletic field
SetionPirate: Nor do I envision a STORK BOY RUNNING AROUND OINKING competitivie
SetionPirate: but as we say here, TOO EACH TO THEIR OWN
SetionPirate: Wait, we don't say that
RhsBballchick05: no basketball,soccer,track,and crosscountry
SetionPirate: *think* It's actually "DO AS WE TELL YOU COMRADE"
SetionPirate: Do you suck in these fields?
RhsBballchick05: no
SetionPirate: Again with the blindly obvious LIES
RhsBballchick05: i'm in the school's band and i make straight a's
SetionPirate: I did not ask you about your drug friends
SetionPirate: We were talking about sports, I called you a liar, you changed the subject...
RhsBballchick05: what the hell are you talking about now ?
SetionPirate: Your cocaine filled nose is growing now!
SetionPirate: Ahaa, now you turn HOSTILE!
RhsBballchick05: seems to me like you refer to drugs in a time of need
SetionPirate: That makes no sence
SetionPirate: I refer to drugs in a time of YOUR NEED
SetionPirate: STOP NOW OR YOU WILL BECOME MORE ELONGATED OF THE HEAD, AND DUMB....er
SetionPirate: I have seen MOVIES
SetionPirate: Actually, they were very convincing looking comics
SetionPirate: BUT THEY ARE SAME!
SetionPirate: You have gone to smoke your hippie pipe haven't you
SetionPirate: Well, I don't blame you
RhsBballchick05: or ... "do as you need not as you want. for those who look like the needy aren't"
SetionPirate: What the ferret-humping fuck does that mean?
RhsBballchick05: in other words calm your ass down and talk straight be4 you piss someone off
SetionPirate: Are you calling all us Russians who are freezing to death and living in their own shit and piss to keep warm while they starve to death RICH PLAYBOY's?!
SetionPirate: See, that doesn't refer to calming down at all
SetionPirate: You were just atempting to look smart
SetionPirate: Well good job
SetionPirate: *clap*
SetionPirate: *clap*
RhsBballchick05: see thats what probley gets yo ass kicked
SetionPirate: I am very well at fighting...
RhsBballchick05: I'm a dutch-american and I get enough put downs for one day
SetionPirate: You would probably start coughing and run to SMOKE HIPPIE JOINT AND HAVE SEX WITH WHAT YOU THINK IS A PERSON, AND ACTUALLY TURNS OUT TO BE CACTUS
SetionPirate: How does you being Dutch-American have to do with anything?
SetionPirate: Other than you probably looking a little paler than most americans...
RhsBballchick05: no-no i think you are getting yourself mixed up
RhsBballchick05: I get enough shit of being a dutch-american and your only adding to the pile.. so if you would back the fuck off
SetionPirate: ...
SetionPirate: How would any person kow you are dutch american from sight?
SetionPirate: I am just trying to help you overcome drug addiction
SetionPirate: What is with american minorities creating all these invisible people that "give them crap"
RhsBballchick05: i'm not a drug-addict for crying outloud..you don't know one thing about me
SetionPirate: They are just making fun of you because you are ugly
RhsBballchick05: people know these things in america
SetionPirate: They now that you are ugly?
RhsBballchick05: I don't see what looks have to do with anything
RhsBballchick05: if you wanna know how i look why don't you buy a magizine
SetionPirate: ...
SetionPirate: Are you that one in the drug ads?
SetionPirate: you know, the beaten up ugly person and then the words that say "DO NOT SMOKE! YOU WILL LOOK LIKE THIS PERSON"
SetionPirate: or something
RhsBballchick05: no i model for magizines
SetionPirate: Because other than that, that was the lamest come back in the history of the world
SetionPirate: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
SetionPirate: What, those scary freak goth magazines?
RhsBballchick05: your the lamest person in the history of the world
SetionPirate: Or those "I'm dutch american so don't hate!" magazine
SetionPirate: Again
SetionPirate: *clap*
SetionPirate: *clap*
RhsBballchick05: you wouldn't last one day in america .. you only think about yourself and back-talk everyone
SetionPirate: I spend half my life in america actually
SetionPirate: I seem to be doing alright
RhsBballchick05: what part of america?
SetionPirate: I didn't turn out to be a CRY BABY DRUG ADDICT BAD COMEBACK "I'M A BEAUTIFUL MODEL" LITTLE GIRL
SetionPirate: Puget Sounds
RhsBballchick05: where the hell is that?
SetionPirate: ...
SetionPirate: You must be like, 13
RhsBballchick05: no try 15
SetionPirate: I'm sorry, I didn't round up enough
RhsBballchick05: i guess not
SetionPirate: Puget Sounds is a geographical region in washington, brain
RhsBballchick05: stupid commie..
SetionPirate: Close to Seatle
SetionPirate: Seattle even
SetionPirate: Actually, we are not communists anymore
SetionPirate: But you probably haven't been taught that yet
RhsBballchick05: well ya sure do seem like it
SetionPirate: Do you even know what commies act like?
SetionPirate: Or are you too busy modeling for magazines *snicker*
RhsBballchick05: i'm sorry if i'm making out to be smarter then you
RhsBballchick05: you don't know me so why do you try to crack on me?
SetionPirate: LIKE DRUGS CRACK ON YOU
SetionPirate: And you have not made yourself to be smarter than me at any point in this converstion stork boy
RhsBballchick05: i seemed of.. b/c your the only one stupid enough to nagging on the commenst
RhsBballchick05: *comments
SetionPirate: Hehehehehehahhahaha
SetionPirate: So you like communisim?
SetionPirate: They are stupid like you
SetionPirate: I bet you like them
RhsBballchick05: why don't you take a stork and shove it up your ass
SetionPirate: You wouldn't fit in my ass
SetionPirate: You're head is probably full of DOPE
RhsBballchick05: im not a stork
RhsBballchick05: you would know
SetionPirate: I would know that your head is full of dope?
RhsBballchick05: and how old are you? 14 ..15..17 at the most?
SetionPirate: No, sorry, I am older
SetionPirate: So I cannot partake in love relations with you
SetionPirate: mainly because you are an UGLY DRUG HIPPIE
RhsBballchick05: umm no
RhsBballchick05: how the hell would you know what i look like?
RhsBballchick05: you sure don't act older
SetionPirate: How would I not, I looked at the "WOMEN WHO LOOKED LIKE STORK BOYS" magazine, and it said you!
SetionPirate: See, I made fun of you thinking you were a model
SetionPirate: It is funny!
RhsBballchick05: so you acually look for women in that magizine b/c your to pathetic to get any real women?
RhsBballchick05: geeez..
SetionPirate: ...
SetionPirate: So it is true you look like stork!
SetionPirate: And no, I have girl friend
SetionPirate: She does not look like stork
SetionPirate: Nor a man
SetionPirate: NOR A DRUG HIPPIE
RhsBballchick05: oh the blow-up doll that is under your bed?
SetionPirate: no, I do not have "blow up doll", nor do I have any knowledge of what this means
SetionPirate: You must be experianced
SetionPirate: It's okay!
SetionPirate: YOU WILL FIND LOVE ONE DAY STORK BOY
SetionPirate: MANY MEN LOOK FOR DRUG HIPPIE MODEL STORK BOY ATHLETIC BAND MEMBERS THAT ARE ONLY 15!
RhsBballchick05: no.. you can admit it..you don't have to like about it anymore
SetionPirate: I am not "likeing" about anything
SetionPirate: I HEAR IT IS PEAK STORK MATING SEASON IN CARRIBEAN, you may try there if you get lonely
RhsBballchick05: well whatever i typed.. I must of got the point across
SetionPirate: Actually, no
SetionPirate: And a D- comeback
RhsBballchick05: well if we are grading on comebacks you failed along time ago
SetionPirate: Wow, a minute thirty
SetionPirate: They should call you speedy
SetionPirate: SPEEDY STORK!
SetionPirate: *gasp*
SetionPirate: YOU COULD BE A SUPER HERO!
RhsBballchick05: well i'm sorry if i'm talking to my friends and have a social life
SetionPirate: ...
SetionPirate: How does you pretending to be popular have to do with our conversation?
RhsBballchick05: whos pretending other then you
SetionPirate: I have not even mentioned my friends
SetionPirate: ...
SetionPirate: That's like me saying "Do you have a cat" and you saying "no, you have a cat!"
RhsBballchick05: well you keep implying
SetionPirate: Only, Amazingly, that was funnier
SetionPirate: Show me where I implied
SetionPirate: No really, copy it and paste it
RhsBballchick05: i do have a cat..
SetionPirate: It was an example stork boy
SetionPirate: You aren't supposed to take it literally
SetionPirate: But, you could blame it on your blonder hair and be WITTY!
RhsBballchick05: sorry it's a force of habbit..
SetionPirate: Stupidity is not a habit
SetionPirate: It's a state of mind
RhsBballchick05: umm..if you say so
SetionPirate: I just did, brain
SetionPirate: *clap*
SetionPirate: *clap*
RhsBballchick05: what are you trying to prove by the cut downs?
SetionPirate: I think I've made my point many times over
SetionPirate: It's just very amusing to me :-D
RhsBballchick05: i never said what POINT are you trying to make
RhsBballchick05: i said..what are you trying to PROVE
SetionPirate: ...
SetionPirate: Fine
SetionPirate: I think I've prooved my point many times over
SetionPirate: But good try at being smart
RhsBballchick05: you know thats not what i mean
SetionPirate: I only know what you said
SetionPirate: Not what you meant
RhsBballchick05: what ever smart ass
SetionPirate: Oooooooooooooh!
SetionPirate: Lightning wit is at it again!
RhsBballchick05: ... right
SetionPirate: no, spare me of your comments!
SetionPirate: I CANNOT TAKE IT!
SetionPirate: THE PAIIIN!!!!!!
RhsBballchick05: (sarcasticly speaking) oh lets just hear more..
SetionPirate: Um
SetionPirate: howabout
SetionPirate: YOU SO UGLY, YOUR NICK NAME IS "DAMN!"
SetionPirate: Is that good?
RhsBballchick05: haha thats hilarious
SetionPirate: Why thank you Stork Boy
RhsBballchick05: n/p captin
SetionPirate: it's captain actually
RhsBballchick05: woops sorry captAin s.
SetionPirate: or sometimes Captian
SetionPirate: but only if your french
SetionPirate: HAHAHAHA
SetionPirate: I MAKE JOKE
SetionPirate: ME SO CRAZY
RhsBballchick05: haha
SetionPirate: Oh man, I just thought of something funny
RhsBballchick05: hey i have a pirate joke
SetionPirate: SHOOT!
RhsBballchick05: where is a pirates favorite place to eat?
SetionPirate: FRENCH RESTURANTS
RhsBballchick05: AAARRRRRRRbys'
RhsBballchick05: lol
SetionPirate: HAHAHAHHHA
RhsBballchick05: haha
SetionPirate: No really, french Resturaunts
SetionPirate: They have better food
RhsBballchick05: lol
SetionPirate: I do not even know what Arrby's is
RhsBballchick05: a fast food place where they make roast sandwhichs
SetionPirate: I bet they suck
RhsBballchick05: not really their ok
RhsBballchick05: but their no french food.
SetionPirate: No, I bet they suck
SetionPirate: They're actually
RhsBballchick05: not really
SetionPirate: Yes, but they're no french food
SetionPirate: See, it's "but they are no French food"
RhsBballchick05: ok?
SetionPirate: ok is not a question without a previous statement needing clarification
RhsBballchick05: thats did need clarification
SetionPirate: no, ok by itself has no clarification
RhsBballchick05: huh..
SetionPirate: And me correcting your poor grammer is not needed of clarification, I already said what was needed
SetionPirate: Stork Boy, frankly, you are the dumbest person I have ever met
RhsBballchick05: i know..
RhsBballchick05: well it's time for me! stork boy to reitre to me nest!
SetionPirate: That's really sick
SetionPirate: You actually have a nest
SetionPirate: People are sick
RhsBballchick05: haha
RhsBballchick05: CAAA!
RhsBballchick05: well i'd better retire from my perch... and go to my nest..
SetionPirate: I'd laugh, but I'm not that drunk yet
RhsBballchick05: haha
RhsBballchick05: well i'm gone.. right now!
SetionPirate: I wasn't being funny
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RhsBballchick05: tommorow is national attraction day (no joke!) Everyone has a crush, even if they wont admit it...send this to ten people on your buddy list within the next half hour and youll find out whose attracted to you..and maybe let that special someone know u have your eye on them! JUST COPY AND PASTE IT }
SetionPirate: You are a fucking retard
RhsBballchick05: i know..
~Setion Rominova
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