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Rayme135
SetionPirate: YAR!!!!!!
Rayme135: Who is this
SetionPirate: It is I!
SetionPirate: SETION PIRATE!
Rayme135: Awesome
Rayme135: BYE
SetionPirate: Wait!
SetionPirate: MY BLOOD WILL HAVE NO LOVE WITHOUT YOU DRIVING IT!
SetionPirate: Please do not be leaving!
SetionPirate: Yes hello!
SetionPirate: LOOOOVE
Rayme135: Bye
Rayme135: Quit IMing e
SetionPirate: Nyet!
Rayme135: *me
SetionPirate: YOU ARE MY LOVE SPONGE
SetionPirate: I SHAL NOT LEAVE YOU TO QUIET MUCUS!
SetionPirate: So how was your day love sponge
SetionPirate: Yes hello
SetionPirate: YOU ARE NOT A PLAYA YOU JUST CRUSH A LOT
Rayme135: What are you talking about
SetionPirate: What is this to be meaning?
SetionPirate: Do you kill people?
SetionPirate: You are an ASSASSASSANINE!
Rayme135: Oh yes, I kill tons
SetionPirate: PLease do not Asassasinate me
SetionPirate: Is money well?
Rayme135: Who is this
SetionPirate: It is I!
SetionPirate: SETION PIRATE
Rayme135: Uugh, your real name?
SetionPirate: Or as other people of me like to call me "CRAZY SETION THE DRUNK"
SetionPirate: But I kill them
SetionPirate: My real name!
SetionPirate: Yes hello
SetionPirate: My real name is SETION ROMINOVA
Rayme135: Well I'm going now
SetionPirate: Setion "ME CRAZIER THAN DICK VAN DYKE" Rominova
SetionPirate: WAIT!
Rayme135: I have no idea who the hell you are
Rayme135: Bye
SetionPirate: Por Que my sponge?
SetionPirate: YOU KNOW ME
SetionPirate: Unless
Rayme135: Because I dont know who you are
SetionPirate: I have told you!
SetionPirate: Setion Rominova!
Rayme135: I want your real nae
SetionPirate: Why does no one belive me when I say this?
Rayme135: *name
SetionPirate: THAT IS MY REAL NAME
Rayme135: Do you know me
SetionPirate: Setion (pronounced Say-shun) Rominova
SetionPirate: DA!
SetionPirate: Unless!!!
SetionPirate: Are you not the Queen of England?
Rayme135: Oh my god
Rayme135: Leave me alone
SetionPirate: Por que?
SetionPirate: (I Learned this from your Taco Bell)
Rayme135: Because you are bothering me
SetionPirate: (Jesus and I have conversations weekly there)
SetionPirate: Why?
SetionPirate: I HAEV MUCH LOVE TO GIVE
Rayme135: I dont want your loe
SetionPirate: I am like a sack filled with sponge
Rayme135: *love
SetionPirate: And when you poke me MY LOVE COMES OUT LIKE MUCUS!
SetionPirate: Wait
Rayme135: Go give your love to someone who is desperate enough to accept it
SetionPirate: FINE
SetionPirate: I WILL NOT GIVE YOU LOVE
SetionPirate: May I give you a poem?
Rayme135: Awesome
Rayme135: What for
SetionPirate: You shun me now, but WHEN I FAMOUS YOUW ILL THROW YOURSELF TO ME
SetionPirate: AND I WILL SAY "NYET! LEAEV YOURSELF TO BE TRAMPLED BY UGLY ELEPHANTS!"
SetionPirate: And then ugly elephants will trample you as you weep
SetionPirate: and now
SetionPirate: FOR SETIONS POEM
SetionPirate: Dear Rayme
Rayme135: I'm sorry I dont think I'll ever throw myself at you
SetionPirate: That ryhmes with "Craetime"
SetionPirate: Which In my homeland means "The small hand on a clock"
SetionPIrate: Not really thought, that is a horrible horrible lie.
Rayme135: This isn't Rayme
SetionPirate: Nyet!
SetionPirate: I'm sorry, I have missread your screen name
SetionPirate: It must have said "Craetime"
SetionPirate: So, "SMALL HAND ON CLOCK"
SetionPirate: What is up?
Rayme135: No this is Rayme's best friend
SetionPirate: WHY ARE YOU POSING
SetionPirate: Wait!
SetionPirate: ARE YOU THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND?!
SetionPirate: Yes hello
Rayme135: Fuck this
SetionPirate: I AM LOVING OF YOUR BOSOM
Rayme135: BYE
SetionPirate: Nyet!
SetionPirate: Do not leave!
SetionPirate: Yes hello
SetionPirate: I have not finished my poem madame queen!
SetionPirate: Allow me to finish
SetionPirate: Dear Queen
SetionPirate: You are lean and mean
SetionPirate: and you are a assaassassanite fighting machine
SetionPirate: I am loving of your crown
SetionPirate: Do not run around
SetionPirate: On me
SetionPirate: Or I will kill you with a shotgun
Rayme135: Actually I'm a little on the chubby side, so I'm not lean
SetionPirate: THE END
SetionPirate: NYET!
SetionPirate: You are BEAUTIFUL LIKE FLOWER
SetionPirate: Wait
SetionPirate: Are you not queen of england?!
Rayme135: Uuugh
Rayme135: You are sick
SetionPirate: NYET
SetionPirate: I AM BETTER NOW THAT THE PARISITES ARE GONE
SetionPirate: They have left me clean!
SetionPirate: I AM STRONG NOW
SetionPirate: STRONG LIKE OX
SetionPirate: So what is your name
SetionPirate: Yes hello
Rayme135: Kristina
Rayme135: And quit with the yes hello
SetionPirate: Yes hello
SetionPirate: ?
SetionPirate: DA!
SetionPirate: From now on I shall quit!
SetionPirate: With the Yes hello
SetionPirate: So hello Kristinia
SetionPirate: That sounds like pretty name!
SetionPirate: FOR PRETTY FLOWER LIKE WOMAN
SetionPirate: tell me
SetionPirate: Why would a Kristinia be on as a Rayme
SetionPirate: This is confusing, no?
Rayme135: Thanks
SetionPirate: DO NOT TELL ME MORE INFORMATION KRISTINA
Rayme135: No, because I was trying to get away from my annoying friends but obviously annoying people dont ever go away
SetionPirate: I do not wish to be thought of as a stalker!!!!!!
SetionPirate: THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE
SetionPirate: I know, annoying people are shit!
SetionPirate: I wish to kill them all
Rayme135: Yeah, you're first on my list
SetionPirate: Which is why when I become ruler of my nation, I WILL BOMB FRANCE
SetionPirate: Which list, your LOVE LIST
SetionPirate: OH KRISTINA
SetionPirate: I AM LOVING OF YOU SO
SetionPirate: Allow me to write a poem
SetionPirate: Dear Kristina
Rayme135: STOP
Rayme135: I'm blocking you now
SetionPirate: Your name is almost ryming of pita
Rayme135: Bye
SetionPirate: NYET!
SetionPirate: DO NOT BLOCK!
SetionPirate: OR I WILL NOT UNLEASH TO YOU THE SECRET
Previous message was not received by Rayme135 because of error: User Rayme135 is not available.
SetionPirate: YOU HAVE RETURNED TO ME
SetionPirate: Now, answer me these QUESTIONS THREE
Rayme135: No I'm getting off the interenet
SetionPirate: Nyet!
Rayme135: So I'm leaing
SetionPirate: Do not leave!
Rayme135: *leaving
SetionPirate: Okay
Rayme135: Uuugh leave me alone
SetionPirate: I SHALL ASK YOU ANOTEHR TIME
SetionPirate: WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT REAL SCREEN NAME
Rayme135: No, dont IM Rayme or I ever the fuck again
SetionPirate: Or what?
Rayme135: You dont know my SN
SetionPirate: I KNOW MANY THINGS
SetionPirate: Like, THAT CAPTIOL OF AMERICA IS TEXAS
SetionPirate: I think
SetionPirate: ...
Rayme135: Not my SN
Rayme135: Bye
SetionPirate: Damn these cheap geography books
SetionPirate: GOOD BYE
SetionPirate: I WILL TALK TO YOU AGAIN!!!
~Setion Rominova
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