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FazWich
SetionPirate: YAR!
SetionPirate: yes hello?
FazWich: sup?
SetionPirate: no, thank you
SetionPirate: Did you ever watch that show "Cupid"?
FazWich: whatcha doin?
SetionPirate: THAT SHOW ROCKED
SetionPirate: Drinking Vodka
SetionPirate: POTATOES!!!!!
SetionPirate: What are you doing?
SetionPirate: Yes hello
SetionPirate: One time I found my wife in bed with another man
SetionPirate: And I said "VLADIMYR! I have too, but you?!!"
SetionPirate: ahahahahaha
SetionPirate: And then I shot him
FazWich: k
SetionPirate: you have not answered my question
FazWich: no, i didn't ever watch that show
SetionPirate: you suck
FazWich: and i'm just talkin to people
SetionPirate: now answer my second question
SetionPirate: woo
SetionPirate: QUICK
SetionPirate: talking to people sucks, people are not interesting
SetionPirate: Now Vodka, that is interesting
SetionPirate: HOW MUCH VODKA DO YOU DRINK?!
FazWich: not much
SetionPirate: Yes you do
SetionPirate: Do not lie!!!!
FazWich: y do you think that?
SetionPirate: I can sence it in you now!
SetionPirate: YOU ARE SICK WITH THE POTATOES!
SetionPirate: you can tell me
SetionPirate: I won't hate you
SetionPirate: CONFESS!
SetionPirate: Yes hello
SetionPirate: So one time, I walked into a bar
FazWich: i don't drink much
SetionPirate: And THE SHIT BLEW UP
SetionPirate: Suuure *wink wink*
SetionPirate: what is a Faz Wich?
FazWich: a nickname
SetionPirate: I have a nick name
SetionPirate: I can't tell you though
SetionPirate: It will offend you
SetionPirate: Does your nick name relate to being a communist?
SetionPirate: Sounds commie to me
FazWich: actually, no
SetionPirate: fuck you, I know you are a blood pure commie!
SetionPirate: CONFESS
FazWich: i didn't say i wasn't a commie. i just said the name wasn't commie
SetionPirate: oh
SetionPirate: So you are a commie
FazWich: i think communism is a pretty good idea
SetionPirate: you are a dumb shit
SetionPirate: PEOPLE LIKE YOU DESTROYED MY COUNTRY
FazWich: i just think everyone on earth is too much of an asshole for it to actually work
SetionPirate: true
SetionPirate: for that reason, it is not a good idea
SetionPirate: It is overly utopian
FazWich: so for now, democracy seems the best choice
SetionPirate: making it a shit for brains idea
SetionPirate: For now?!
SetionPirate: So you will revert to communisim
SetionPirate: alright
FazWich: if ever a leader capable of upholding pure communist beliefs without turning it into his own little slave world come around, it would work, but that will never happen
SetionPirate: If Russia becomes communist, and you come over to be communist, WE WILL DRINK VODKA TOGETHER
SetionPirate: only your vodka will have poison in it
SetionPirate: because I hate you
FazWich: cool
SetionPirate: Even if the leader upheld it, his leaders leaders wouldn't, and if THEY did, IT WOULD STILL NOT WORK
SetionPirate: You are drunk right now
FazWich: hence the "but that will never happen"
SetionPirate: go sober up, drunkie
FazWich: no i'm not
SetionPirate: Gatoraide helps
SetionPirate: GO DRINK LOTS
SetionPirate: but not alky
SetionPirate: It will fuck you up and you will have sex with an ugly guy and he will take pictures and black mail you for the rest of your life
SetionPirate: SO DON'T DO IT
SetionPirate: no, see, I told you not to, but the very mention of it made you go drink lots and lots of peach schnapps
FazWich: i've actually never tried those
FazWich: btw, who are you?
SetionPirate: They make you talk more than a tortured german
SetionPirate: My name is Setion Rominova
SetionPirate: and you are a girl
SetionPirate: that's about all I know of you
SetionPirate: so HAH!
FazWich: k
SetionPirate: you suck
SetionPirate: I hate you
SetionPirate: go drink vodka, I don't care, whatever
SetionPirate: I'm just telling you, you won't be happy when you have a kid named bubba junior
SetionPirate: because, frankly, that name sucks
FazWich: i'm not in the mood to be fucked with right now, i think i just lost a friend over some total bullshit, so go the hell away
SetionPirate: Hey, you can't talk to me that way
SetionPirate: It's not my fault you lost a friend
SetionPirate: They probably hate your communist state of mind
FazWich: and i hate your bullshit about my beliefs, it's my own opinion and you can't really affect it
SetionPirate: I can't affect it
SetionPirate: But torture sure as hell can, COMMIE!
SetionPirate: Bwah hahaha
FazWich: so, if you would stop mocking me and go away, i would really appreciate it
SetionPirate: I am not mocking you
FazWich: really
SetionPirate: If I were mocking you I would do something like
FazWich: i am dumb, i admit it. i know communisim will never work, and i should stop drinking so much damn vodka, because having sex with ugly guys sucks
SetionPirate: So really
SetionPirate: I am sorry, I did not mean to make you cry
SetionPirate: I meant to make you very upset and come close to bursting out into a vent of rage, because that stuff is funny
FazWich: who the hell said i was crying?
SetionPirate: I did, just then
SetionPirate: are you not crying?
SetionPirate: ??
FazWich: yea i am crying
SetionPirate: Well suck it up lamer!
SetionPirate: ...
SetionPirate: ………
FazWich: who are you again?
SetionPirate: Setion Rominova
SetionPirate: and you are?
FazWich: Faz
SetionPirate: Faz is a horrible name
SetionPirate: I bet you hate your mother
FazWich: how did you decide to talk to me tonight?
FazWich: it's not my born name
FazWich: its my nickname, and i like it
SetionPirate: Change it to "Fifi"
SetionPirate: or "Bobby"
SetionPirate: they both rhyme with commie
SetionPirate: and FazWich rhymes with...
FazWich: fifi doesn't rhyme with commie
SetionPirate: yes it does
SetionPirate: they both end with an "e" sound
FazWich: FaxWich rhymes with bitch
SetionPirate: no
FazWich: it works for me
SetionPirate: It rhymes with FatBitch
SetionPirate: or LacticTits
SetionPirate: or TazMitts
SetionPirate: or SpazMitch
SetionPirate: or RazPitch
SetionPirate: but that is stretching it
SetionPirate: I like LacticTits the best
SetionPirate: don't you?
FazWich: yes, it is hilarious. you are hilarious. allow me to send you naked pictures of myself
SetionPirate: NO!!!!!!!!!1
SetionPirate: You don't know what you are saying, you are drunk
SetionPirate: Drunk Commie FazWich LacticTits with mitts, what a bitch
SetionPirate: I AM POET!
SetionPirate: mwar har
SetionPirate: good bye!
FazWich: bye
~Setion Rominova
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