|
|
 |
JDPaine2003.
SetionPirate: .
SetionPirate: YAR!!
jdpaine2003: howdy ho neighbor
SetionPirate: Howdy do deighbor
SetionPirate: Wait, I think I screwed up
SetionPirate: LET ME TRY AGAIN
SetionPirate: Yes hello
jdpaine2003: kind of strange, somebody I don't know just messaged me right as Reese signed off
SetionPirate: WHO IS REESE?
SetionPirate: Yes hello
jdpaine2003: some butt buddy of yours
SetionPirate: This one time my eyeballs froze shut
SetionPirate: IT WAS KIND OF PAINFUL
SetionPirate: I LIKE WOMEN!
jdpaine2003: 1 at a time or all at once?
jdpaine2003: even those crazy Indians with the breast down to their knees
SetionPirate: They are scary
SetionPirate: You think scary thoughts
SetionPirate: PAIN!!!!!!
SetionPirate: Yes hello
jdpaine2003: howdy ho
jdpaine2003: whats your name?
jdpaine2003: well, other than Brannon
SetionPirate: What is a brannon
jdpaine2003: what's your H@}{0r name
SetionPirate: My name is Setion Rominova
jdpaine2003: and where do you live buddy
SetionPirate: SÊTÏÕÑ PÏRÅTÊ ÏÇÊ MÅÑ KÏ££ÊR ÐÜÐÊ HÅ><ÕR
jdpaine2003: ahh, I get it now
jdpaine2003: you're a little slow...I asked you that question about 4 questions ago
SetionPirate: Sorry
SetionPirate: I will explain!
SetionPirate wants to directly connect.
jdpaine2003 cancels request; no connection was made.
SetionPirate: POR QUE?
jdpaine2003: Direct connect will not work while I am at work Reese
jdpaine2003: you should know that by now
SetionPirate: I AM NOT THIS REESE PERSON
SetionPirate: I will feed it to you ONE LINE AT TIME
jdpaine2003: I didn
jdpaine2003: I didn't not say you were
SetionPirate: SetionPirate: YAR!
SetionPirate: YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH A GIANT MAN
J JoRdY2005: True
J JoRdY2005: who is this?
jdpaine2003: yum yum yum, feed me
SetionPirate: SetionPirate: It is I!
SetionPirate: SETION!
SetionPirate: Is he tall like giraffe, or tall like hippapotomous
J JoRdY2005: I think I'm gonna have to block you
SetionPirate: Wait!
SetionPirate: PLEASE DON'T!
SetionPirate: J JoRdY2005: who are you
SetionPirate: I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TELL YOU MY SECRET IF YOU BLOCK ME
SetionPirate: Setion Rominova
SetionPirate: TRUTH!
SetionPirate: I once got so cold my teeth froze
Auto response from J JoRdY2005: Im having a crazy scary day and a Pirate keeps trying to talk to me on AIm so i'm going to clean my room. :-\
SetionPirate: I AM SORRY YOU ARE HAVING A CRAZY SCARY DAY!!!!!
SetionPirate: SetionPirate: I AM SORRY YOU ARE HAVING A CRAZY SCARY DAY!!!!!
SetionPirate: I HOPE IT GETS BETTER
SetionPirate: I HOPE YOU KILL THAT MEAN PIRATE
SetionPirate: oh wait...
SetionPirate: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
SetionPirate: I AM GOOD PIRATE!
J JoRdY2005: K I'm going to block you
SetionPirate: WAIT
SetionPirate: PLEASE DON'T
SetionPirate: I MUST TELL YOU SECRET FIRST
SetionPirate: J JoRdY2005: Okay tel me
SetionPirate: This one time I was at this bar right
SetionPirate: And I was drinking lots of vodka
SetionPirate: When, suddenly, THERE WAS A LOUD BOOM OUTSIDE
SetionPirate: So we all rushed out too look!
SetionPirate: WHEN I TRIPPED OVER SOMEONE
SetionPirate: We got in a fight, and I won
SetionPirate: I was happy
SetionPirate: Anyways
SetionPirate: I Wwent to look at the HUGE BOOM
SetionPirate: SetionPirate: And it turns out that we couldn't find out what it was!
SetionPirate: SO
SetionPirate: We went searching off into the cold air
SetionPirate: When we all came along to a railroad track
J JoRdY2005: k i'm blocking you
SetionPirate: We were crossing the track, and all of a sudden we hear CHOO CHOO
SetionPirate: WAIT!
SetionPirate: I AM NOT DONE1
SetionPirate: YOU WILL WANT TO HEAR!
SetionPirate: MEXICO!
SetionPirate: SetionPirate: So anyways!
SetionPirate: MANY PEOPLES FEET WERE FROZEN TO THE TRACKS
SetionPirate: SO i'm trying to PULL THEM OUT OF THEIR SHOES!
SetionPirate: But the keep beating me back because htey like their shoes
SetionPirate: Yes hello
SetionPirate: So I KICKED THEM IN THE HEAD
SetionPirate: But I got to into it, and I slipped and fell and KNOCKED MY SELF OUT
SetionPirate: They all died because I was not consious to free them
SetionPirate: But I was so close to the train, that my clothing got SNAGGED ONTO THE SIDE OF IT
SetionPirate: And I was carried, unconsious, 300 MILES!
SetionPirate: J JoRdY2005: OMG who are yo
J JoRdY2005: u
J JoRdY2005: you'rea nnoying as hell
SetionPirate: I AM SETION ROMINOVA
SetionPirate: So anyways
SetionPirate: I wake up in the MIDDLE OF SIBERIA
SetionPirate: AND MY EYE BALLS ARE FROZEN OPEN
SetionPirate: And it is very cold you see
SetionPirate: So I scream HELP ME HELP ME for a while
SetionPirate: But all that does is ATTRACT TIGERS
SetionPirate: So they start chasing me
SetionPirate: And I am running really really fast, as to not get eaten
SetionPirate: J JoRdY2005: I'm blocking
J JoRdY2005: you
SetionPirate: WAIT
J JoRdY2005: bye
SetionPirate: I AM ALMOST THERE
SetionPirate: DO NOT LEAEV
Previous message was not received by J JoRdY2005 because of error: User J JoRdY2005 is not available.
SetionPirate: LOOOOOOOOVE
Previous message was not received by J JoRdY2005 because of error: User J JoRdY2005 is not available.
SetionPirate: THAT IS WHY I WAS DISTRACTED
jdpaine2003: you know you are incredibly gay?
SetionPirate: Nyet
jdpaine2003: thats why I am mean to you
SetionPirate: I LIKE WOMEN
jdpaine2003: heh
SetionPirate: Please do not be mean to me
SetionPirate: I have done nothing wrong
jdpaine2003: I would like to believe you
SetionPirate: Other than make that girl sad
jdpaine2003: "that"
jdpaine2003: I quit
jdpaine2003: oh who are you? please tell me? quit holding me in great suspense
SetionPirate: Setion Rominova..
SetionPirate: I am going to assume that your name is JD PAINE
jdpaine2003: how did you get my name great man
SetionPirate: It was on LIST
SetionPirate: Along with other girl
jdpaine2003: JD PAINE20
SetionPirate: nyet
SetionPirate: JDPAINE2003
jdpaine2003: buh bye
SetionPirate: DO NOT LEAEV
jdpaine2003: ok
SetionPirate: I MUST TELL YOU SECRET!
SetionPirate: So I was in this bar right
jdpaine2003: if you tell me though, it won't be a secret
jdpaine2003: .....
SetionPirate: THAT IS WHY I WISH TO TELL
jdpaine2003: you arn't old enough to get into bars....or was this a gay one?
SetionPirate: And I was drinking lots of vodka
SetionPirate: When, suddenly, THERE WAS A LOUD BOOM OUTSIDE
SetionPirate: No, many fine women
SetionPirate: but that is not relevant
SetionPirate: You seem to like this gay concept very much
SetionPirate: anyways
jdpaine2003: ok, minimized you are now
SetionPirate: so,suddenly, THERE WAS A LOUD BOOM OUTSIDE
SetionPirate: So we all rushed out too look!
SetionPirate: WHEN I TRIPPED OVER SOMEONE
SetionPirate: Why did you talk like yoda
SetionPirate: anyways, We got in a fight, and I won
SetionPirate: I was happy
SetionPirate: Anyways
SetionPirate: I Went to look at the HUGE BOOM
SetionPirate: And it turns out that we couldn't find out what it was!
SetionPirate: SO
SetionPirate: We went searching off into the cold air
SetionPirate: When we all came along to a railroad track
SetionPirate: !e were crossing the track, and all of a sudden we hear CHOO CHOO
SetionPirate: MEXICO!
SetionPirate: So anyways!
SetionPirate: MANY PEOPLES FEET WERE FROZEN TO THE TRACKS
SetionPirate: SO i'm trying to PULL THEM OUT OF THEIR SHOES!
SetionPirate: But the keep beating me back because htey like their shoes
SetionPirate: Yes hello
SetionPirate: So I KICKED THEM IN THE HEAD
SetionPirate: But I got to into it, and I slipped and fell and KNOCKED MY SELF OUT
SetionPirate: They all died because I was not consious to free them
SetionPirate: But I was so close to the train, that my clothing got SNAGGED ONTO THE SIDE OF IT
SetionPirate: And I was carried, unconsious, 300 MILES!
SetionPirate: I wake up in the MIDDLE OF SIBERIA
SetionPirate: AND MY EYE BALLS ARE FROZEN OPEN
SetionPirate: And it is very cold you see
SetionPirate: So I scream HELP ME HELP ME for a while
SetionPirate: But all that does is ATTRACT TIGERS
SetionPirate: So they start chasing me
SetionPirate: And I am running really really fast, as to not get eaten
SetionPirate: When suddenly, I fall into a HUGE ICE PIT
SetionPirate: And inside this pit, are HUNDREDS OF FROZEN CORPSES
SetionPirate: And I freak out!
SetionPirate: Well actually, I really have to pee
SetionPirate: So first I go to the bathroom
SetionPirate: THEN I FREAK OUT
SetionPirate: I run around and around screaming "NYET! NYET! NYET! NYET! NYET! NYET! NYET! NYET! NYETNYETNYETNYETNYET!"
SetionPirate: When suddenly, I fall over this one corpse
SetionPirate: and come face to face with a TREASURE CHEST
SetionPirate: So I open it
SetionPirate: And it turns out to be a FUCKING BIG BOMB
SetionPirate: So I runnnnnnnnnn to the other side of the cave, and start making myself a protective field of corpses
SetionPirate: So then the bomb goes BOOOMGACHINKBOOMBOOMITYBOOM
jdpaine2003: I haven't been reading this
SetionPirate: And the corpses absorb the force, THROWING ME OUT OF THE CAVE, only SEVEN of the corpses have frozen to me
jdpaine2003: but you know what they say, but pirates are the funniest
jdpaine2003: butt that is
SetionPirate: Isn't it odd that you find homosexuality more interesting than any other subject?
SetionPirate: Any ways
SetionPirate: So these SEVEN EVIL LOOOKING BUG EYED CORPSES ARE FROZEN TO ME
SetionPirate: One to my hand, one to my foot, one to my other foot, one too my elbow, one too my ass, one two my knee cap, and one to my stomach
Previous message was not received by jdpaine2003 because of error: User jdpaine2003 is not available.
~Setion Rominova
|
