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CHRIS11285!!!!!
SetionPirate: YAR!
Chris11285: who is this
SetionPirate: It is I!
SetionPirate: SETION PIRATE
Chris11285: and...
Chris11285: you are
SetionPirate: THE AWARDS ASSEMBLY IS THURSDAY
SetionPirate: Setion Rominova
SetionPirate: But you may call me Setion
SetionPirate: Yes hello
Chris11285: what assembly
SetionPirate: THE ASSEMBLY! YOU BETTER WIN
SetionPirate: It says in your profile
SetionPirate: I am obviously reminding you lest you forget
SetionPirate: YOUR PICTURE IS LIGHTBULB PEAS
SetionPirate: THEY SCARE ME
SetionPirate: I once ate peas, but it turned out they were dormant satan beetle eggs
SetionPirate: THEY CAME ALIVE IN MY STOMACH AND ATE HALF WAY INTO MY LUNGS, LAYING LARVA ALONG THE WAY
Chris11285: it is like "two peas in a pod" for me and my best friend julia
Chris11285: the assembly passed
Chris11285: we won
SetionPirate: I had to kill them by drinking vodka and swallowing a match
Chris11285: i think youre lying
SetionPirate: WOOT
Chris11285: so im not gonna talk toyou anymore
SetionPirate: CONGRATUMALATIONSYAINS
SetionPirate: Wait!
SetionPirate: I TELL TRUTH
Chris11285: what
SetionPirate: DO NOT LEAEV
Chris11285: i dont care
Chris11285: tell me who you are
SetionPirate: It is good that you have best friend
Chris11285: and how you got my name
Chris11285: and then MAYBE ill stay
SetionPirate: I told you! I SWEAR, Setion Rominova
Chris11285: ya, were not best buds anymore
SetionPirate: :-(
Chris11285: well kinda
SetionPirate: I live in Russia! Hence FUNNY NAME
SetionPirate: Sometimes it's best that way
Chris11285: oh
SetionPirate: I had a friend, Vladymir, he was crazy, and I had to report him :-(
SetionPirate: Yes hello
Chris11285: promise?
Chris11285: howd you get my name
SetionPirate: I got your name on "THE LIST OF COOL PERSON"
SetionPirate: Promise
SetionPirate: Are you cool?
SetionPirate: Or midly cold?
Chris11285: lol i dont know
Chris11285: pretty cool i guess
Chris11285: :-)
SetionPirate: COOL
SetionPirate: So if I chopped you up into little peices and put you in my lemonade, It would stay as cold as the icey frost here in Russia?
SetionPirate: I AM JUST KIDDING
SetionPirate: We do not drink Lemonade in russia
Chris11285: why not
SetionPirate: Yes hello
Chris11285: im mexican so i drink limonada
SetionPirate: Do you drive a pick-up, or wear a funny hat (I belive "sombrero"?)
Chris11285: no
SetionPirate: Then you must be an UPPER CLASS PERSON
SetionPirate: May I have money?
SetionPirate: Pwease?
Chris11285: im half mexican, so i have the tan adn the dark hair, and i can dance awesome, just the good stuff
Chris11285: lol
SetionPirate: SALSA!
Chris11285: i cant eat hot stuff or hold my tequila, lol
SetionPirate: You are a horrible drunk!
Chris11285: i know
Chris11285: im a vodka person anyways
SetionPirate: ME TOO!!!!
Chris11285: YAY!!!
SetionPirate: Well, because I'M RUSSIAN, I guess you because you are a drunkie
Chris11285: for VODKA!!!
Chris11285: oh i gues so
SetionPirate: Yes
Chris11285: huh
SetionPirate: Although, it still tastes funny ever since my tounge FROZE SOLID
SetionPirate: It's cold here
Chris11285: well if you ever come to texas give me a call and well go drink together
Chris11285: its HOT here
SetionPirate: So I have heard
SetionPirate: Sorry Christina, I do not hang out with wetbrains.
Chris11285: howd you know my name was christina
SetionPirate: It said on COOL LIST "Christinia D. CHRIS11285"
SetionPirate: That, and in Russia, female versions of things have ina attached to them
SetionPirate: Thus, a female chris would be Chrisina
SetionPirate: Although not really, that is a horrible horrible lie.
SetionPirate: I AM TALKING FUNNY
SetionPirate: But I am quite drunk
SetionPirate: Yes hello
Chris11285: what time is it there
SetionPirate: Umm
SetionPirate: Let me check
SetionPirate: *goes to look outside*
SetionPirate: It looks about 2ish
Chris11285: but i have a bf now, and we have the best relationship so i havent been lately
SetionPirate: um, okay.....GOOD IDEA!!!
SetionPirate: Guys just hate drunk chicks
SetionPirate: ...
Chris11285: lol yah, i miss it sometimes though
SetionPirate: Being hated?
Chris11285: hey i gotta go though
SetionPirate: DO NOT LEAEV!
Chris11285: i added you to my list well talk later ok
SetionPirate: NO, I HATE YOU, YOU ARE UGLY AND YOU GET DRUNK AND CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Setion Rominova
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