Show guide
5th May

The One We introduce Ashley's Random Walk

Who?
Mark, Tom, Alex, Ashley.

What happened?
Opening :
You�re listening to Seddonism on Friday, May 5th, the day that everyone�s talking about the lyrics in Humptey Dumptey: �all the kings horses and all the kings men�. No wonder they couldn�t put Humptey together again. Just what did those idiots expect the horses to do, anyway?
We conclude that it was a rather pointless excersise.

Following Oxide Neutrino�s tune �Bounce To Da Reload� which samples Casulty and speech from Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, vow to do our own version. This is played at the end of the show and features the same Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels sample, combined with the Dr. Who theme tune and a kicking beat.

This prompts me to play �Da Funky Duck�, the tune that I made last week.
T: Do you think it�s fair to say that it�s actually horrible

A new catchphrase is unearthed when I push Tom too far:
M: Don�t say that you don�t smoke, because you might. One day.
T: You�re treading on fragile ground, Seddon.

A comment by Mark, accidently launches Ash into advert mode:
A: Seddonism: more chilled than a can of Carlsberg in your fridge.
M: Not as good as your other catchphrases.
T: It�s the product placement that I find disturbing.
A: Well, you know, you just want to sip it quietly.
T: You�re in the pay of Carlsberg, we know.

The quality item �the Beatles Bit�(from �99citywide) makes a brief reappearance
Hello! I�m George Harrison! The quiet one from the Beatles! I remember when I wrote �Here Comes the Sun�. You see, it was a bit cloudy, and then the Sun came out, and I thought to myself, �Oh, look, here comes the sun.� Then when I wrote the song I tried to capture the feeling that I had when I saw the sun. I thought, �it�s alright�, and it was. So I stuck that in the song too. Have you seen �Star Wars�? That was mine too!
-into �Here comes the sun�

And another thing�
Sarah Cox new breakfast show DJ � all of that publicity � I don�t like having Cox shoved down my throat. And as Zoe Ball leaves the breakfast show to be replaced by Sarah Cox- it created the possibility for the best headline in the world ever � �Ball�s out � Cox in�.

The Friday challenge:
Ash thinks he is let off- only to be face with the new item �Ashley�s Random Walk�.
Ash is given 3 subjects, and he is given 1 minute to go from one to the next, only via the verbal medium of the ramble.
Start: He-Man
Go thru: Barclays Bank
Finish on: Bram Stoker�s Dracula
The gist: He-Man is a master of the universe. The universe is the biggest thing. Barclays is the biggest thing, and recent ads have shown their love of everything �big�. Anthony Hopkins was in the new ad, and starred in the film �Bram Stoker�s Dracula�.
We were impressed, but Ash had to be failed for speaking for 1:19.

Best quote?
Ash, prompted by Mark commenting that it�s been a busy day:
It�s been one of those days where it all comes out, thick and fast.

Top tune:
Our own version of Oxide Neutrino�s �Bounce To Da Reload� which samples Casulty and speech from Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels. This features the same Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels sample, combined with the Dr. Who theme tune and a kicking beat.

Contents

The Shows
5/5/2000
24/4/2000
17/3/2000
10/3/2000
3/3/2000
18/2/2000
4/2/2000
28/1/2000

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