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Show guide
3rd March

Life�s a Beach

Who?
Mark, Tom, Alex, Ash

What happened?
We decide that Madonna�s �American Pie� is too bland to have any real fealings towards. We play Abigail�s horrendous cover version of �Smells like Teen Spirit�, and wonder whether William Orbit had his had in that too.
I do an Ironic mix, of Britteny Spears �I Only Want To Make You Happy� into Ugly Kid Joe with �I Hate Everything About You�. The irony, of course, being that Britteny is pretty, wheras Ugly Kid Joe are, of course, ugly.
Alex is chastised for her love of Kareoke.
The Beach is examined. We conclude that it all comes down to Leo�s argument style. He talks quite quietly, but shouts the very last word.
Ashley�s show trailer is played constantly.
We come up with our own Brits predictions (�___ are said to be nervous� almost becomes a catchphrase).
T: All Saints are up for the Brit award for �The Longest Song That Doesn�t Do Anything�. They say it�s an honour to be nominated.
M: And then they shag Leonardo Dicaprio.

Tom digs particularly hard into Geri.
T: I don�t think that Jelly Halliwell should be allowed to just say, �Oh, I�m going to bag something up� without stipulating what that is!

The Friday challenge:
Get really angry about one of the news stories.

Best quote?
A: My week! It�s been a complete and utter blur!
M: Have you just been moving really fast, or been permanently drunk, or you�ve been hit on the head? You�ve been concussed all week..

Top tune:
Mark�s remix of �Pure Shores� by the All Saints, featuring Meg Ryan�s orgasm sequence from �When Harry Met Sally�.