Show guide
4th Feb
Pan Pipe-tastic

Who?
Mark, Tom, Ashley.

What happened?
Tom has just passed his DJ, and has earned his right to say �yes indeed�. He brings new approach to the show: play music, have some items and chat � wow!

Mark wants to talk about lacrosse, after seeing a gaggle of lacrosse players over campus (and because he�s come up with a really bad lacrosse joke, which won�t be repeated here).
M: Where else but here could you find out about lacrosse?
T: I don�t know.
M: Lacrosse.com , for a start.
T: It would just be porn, but with a lacrosse theme.

We play lots of �Panpipes for Lovers�, and decide that it is officially �Karma Enhancing�. We decide that it�s perfect for voice-overs on adverts. Unfortunately Tom decides to illustrate with an advert for �Phuqt Promotions�.

We insist that Ashley now must refer to Tom as �DJ Tom�

A particularly long rant by Ashley about Scotty from Star Trek (who is 80) getting his wife (who Ashley imagines is probably quite �scaly and rough�) �in the pudding club� prompts a pause and then: �are you still there?�

Tony Blairs visits Exeter: Ashley pokes his political eye in his direction. Blairs meets a certain Mr Gluyas, or �Gluey ass�. �What a sticky situation�.

A probably illegal amount of racial intolerance makes itself apparent in the newsroom when the subject of our last names comes up:
A: Davies, a nice welsh name- so keen on growing leeks then!
T: I�m not even Welsh and I find that offensive!
Ashley goes on to blame his cold on Welsh pollen- but we suspect that he was simply pissed the night before.

Tom takes over the desk. Tom & Mark reverse roles- Mark takes over Tom�s fascination with numbers.

Ashley recommends the porn on Channel 5: �There�s some pretty hot stuff on there, late at night.�

The Friday challenge:
Insert a digital pun into the news.

Best quote?
Tom is prompted by Ash�s speculation on Rob Reames� broken arm:
�Is this news or just mindless gossip?�

Top tune:
Pan pipes for lovers

Contents

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17/3/2000
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3/3/2000
18/2/2000
4/2/2000
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