Show guide
28th Jan

Ash Wants his Own Show

Who?
Mark, Tom, Ashley, Alex

What happened?
Muse on Hawaii party, get carried away with puns.

Alex gets a phone call from her sister. Alex translates what I say into Northern.
Alex: Anyone know what a �barm cake is�?
Mark: Is it like a pig which northerners spear and then spit roast over a naked fire in their northern camps.
Sarah: �erm � yeah.
We get on to the best things in the north.
Alex: The new Marks & Spencer, which is the biggest in Europe.
Tom: You sound very proud- did you build it?!

We get in a French mood, and Ashley tells us all about his French pen pal.
Ash: If I don�t out, a slap will be on the way.
Mark: And most definitely le tickle, aussi.

Alex reveals �what a girl wants�; a good man. This man must have a good sense of humour, nice shoes, and must not wear white socks.

Mark: We didn�t get to do everything we wanted to. Never mind, we can save that topical material for next week.

The Friday challenge:
Pretend that you really like a figure in the news.
�Matthew Taylor, the Cornish MP who cares for ordinary people. Clearly a man determined to make a difference.�
In turn, Ashley challenges us to come up with a title for his show, the results of which can be seen on the Ashley Shrine.

Best quote?
Tom: Big up the International Students
Mark: The Frog Massive.

Top tune:
Pinocchio remix

Contents

The Shows
17/3/2000
10/3/2000
3/3/2000
18/2/2000
4/2/2000
28/1/2000

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