Show guide
17th March (last day of 2nd term)

DJ War Returns

Who?
Mark, Tom, Ashley, Tony (Tom�s producer)

What happened?
Mark arrives late and stresses after just finishing a horriple Econometric project. Tom pretty much presents the first hour. Ashley talks of his plans for domination of campus media.
Mark notices that Tom has lost his beard, despite it�s disappearance a week ago. We play out random soundbites from a previous show. In an effort to create an entertaining show without any effort on his part, Mark decides to revive a concept called �DJ War�. This basically entails Tom being in studio 1, and Mark in studio 2. Each DJ tries to outdo the other, as the show pendulates between the two.

Tom: I�m quite scared, will I get hurt doing this?
Mark: We don�t yet have those facilities, unfortunately. The budget didn�t stretch .

Tom tries to impress Mark by doing the weather.
T: Outside the weather is a bit grey-ish.
M: Greyish?
T: Yeah. I thought it was informative.
M: The clouds look like they might be cumulonimbus to me.

Mark retaliates to Tom�s initial onslaught with apt clips from �Star Wars�. The insults get a bit dirty. Tom does his film feature thing. Mark introduces a fantastic new feature: �Ash�s Guide to Da Street�. Ashey simply rants in �a street voice� for 40secs. Highlight of 'street' language: �Things are Unpronouncable, man!�.
Tom reveals that his brother was kicked in the head by one of Slipnot.
�Do you want your CD sighned or do you want a kick in the head?�
The Show finishishes oh too soon, and we decide that DJ War was a fantastic and underused concept.

The Friday challenge:
Do a news broadcast without access to any actual news.
�Such practices as Wicker worship, voodoo, and doctoring of birth certificates are all very popular with the dwarves, elves, and creatures of hill and field that call our university their abode in the time that we�re away. Worth baring in mind, isn�t it�

Best quote?
Tom: �Ashley, this is the second show that I�ve done this week, and the second that you�ve talked about your knackers.�

Top tune:
Lawnmower Death with �Maim mower, maim�.

Contents

The Shows
17/3/2000
10/3/2000
3/3/2000
18/2/2000
4/2/2000
28/1/2000

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