Show guide
24th April (1st show of 3rd term)
The One Where Mark Feels Real ill
Who?
Mark, Ashley.
What happened?
Mark comes back from holiday with his head full of ideas and excited about the 1st webcast on UREFM.com, only to find no producers (cue rant) and a cold that comes out of nowhere. Marks illness gets him so confused that he forgets the phonenumber.
Ashley chips in from Studio 2 inbetween records. He is quick to blame my cold on the person he came in with, and concludes that the quickness of infection is due to Seddonism being "the Fastest show on URE".
Mark has a bizzare fascination with Vengaboy's "Shalala", and concludes that they are comedy geniuses.
Mark worries that he's rambling. Ash says it's ok:
"the right to roam is now legally enforcable, so you can do it without the upper classes getting on their high horses."
Mark now believes that he has a fever. Ash blames the girls outside.
A: It's all these beautiful girls walking past, sending you into a fever.
M: And we don't even have a window.
A: They're that pretty.
On Ash's holidays:
A: I got introduced to Sushi
M: Sue Chi? Who's she? Is she Chineese?
A: No, Japanese, she comes prepared in a plastic box.
We talk about Ash's show and all the praise he's been getting and his prize giveaways:
A: I gave away a bottle of bucks fizz.
M: Your mum gave you that, didn't she?
A: Yes! But you didn't have to tell them that!
We get onto the subject of Randall & Hopkirk (deseased), and the rather lovely Emilia Fox.
M: I'd Emilia Fox!
A: Yeah, I'd shag her!
Oh, no subtlety, that boy!
The 1st ever rant feature : And another thing..."
Mark has a go about the BBC's talent 2000 sceme.
Mark is very ill by the end of the show.
However exactly 24 hours after getting the bug it dissapears (5pm Sat).
The Friday challenge:
Do a sketch from this website. Bizarrely he includes the Andrex sketch as part of his news.
Best quote?
M: The show should really be called 'Ashley Amos' news featuring Mark Seddon'
Top tune:
Da Funky Duck
Mark's mix of Daft Punk/Da Funk , with Rick Deeves/Disco Duck
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