AOL Adventures
Anyone who has been in the chat rooms of America Online know that at any given time, 83.7% of the people in the rooms are complete morons. I am going to start saving all the stupid crap I see and posting it here on my website. Enjoy!
This first entry is what gave me the idea to do this page. I was scrolling through the chat rooms, and I saw one called "Ages 9 and up". I couldn't resist going in there and doing something stupid. So I went in and said "This is Det. Frank Pearson of the FBI", then "Oops, I meant. My name is Tammi. 14/f/LA". I kept doing stupid shit like "I sure do love the things us 14 year olds like, like the Blinking 182s and the Backing Seat Boys". Of course, I kept accidentially saying I was an 36 year old FBI agent from Washington, DC. I didn't save the chat because that wasn't the really funny part. The funny part was this IM conversation I had:
This was fun! I went into a chat room and it was pointed out to me that there was a person in the room claiming to be Lita from the WWE. Besides the fact that the person's profile said they were "Kevin Doney" from Hinsdale, Illinois, the guy didn't seem to know what Lita's real name or former ring names were. Even if you're not a wrestling fan, I think you'll find this conversation humorous.
You'd think after that, the person would give up, wouldn't you? Well, a week later I get an IM from "Lita". I think this conversation was even funnier. Before you read it, check out his/her new profile.
Click here for more fun with Lita
The chat log from that night, where we were joined by "Stacy Kiebler" and my friend Bill, who is legitamately a former wrestler. Edited for length and grammar.
When I called Kevin/Lita/Amy's house in Illinois, a woman answered the phone, and I asked for Amy (Dumas), I was told she's "upstairs seeing the baby". I called back later and asked for Lita (the girl asked me "Amy Dumas?", and this time she was in Georgia. She must have one hell of a fast car! I got an email the next day, I'll post that very soon
QUICK UPDATE!! (11/12) - Crimsondoney came online, so I IMed her, and she said this:
Crimsondoney: I suggest you stop sending any more email to this address as you were talking to a 13 tear old girl!!!!!!!!!!! We never want to hear from you again- GODDBYE LOOSER!
1. I don't remember ever emailing him/her. 2. Who is "we"? 3. How many 13 year old girls do you know named Kevin?
Man, pedophiles sure are stupid! I was in a chat room being generally annoying, and I eventually said something like "I am a 14 yr old girl, and definately not an undercover FBI agent looking for pedophiles in chat rooms!" Well, as soon I typed "14/f" I was deluged with IMs, here's one of them!
Gimme some money!