Crimsondoney:  still being a bastard?
Scumdog42:  Lita!!  
Scumdog42:  brb
Crimsondoney:  back already?
Scumdog42: 
ok, im back
Scumdog42: 
yes, Kimchee was at the door. I am Kamala, if you forgot.
Scumdog42: 
so, do you have a match at Survivor Series?
Crimsondoney: 
does it matter?
Scumdog42: 
im just wondering
Crimsondoney: 
if it is itll be against someone very special but i wont tell you now
Scumdog42: 
I see youve changed your profile
Crimsondoney: 
yeah i got my uncle kevins permission
Scumdog42: 
now he's your uncle?
Scumdog42: 
last week he was your best friend's brother
Crimsondoney: 
aight in my family friends are family shes like an aunt to me o he would be my uncle except for the fact hes my ex
whatever
  (note: What?!)
Scumdog42:  you've been hit with a steel chair too many times
Scumdog42: 
so where are you this week, Amy?
Crimsondoney: 
no just been "bumped" to many time and im in georgia
Scumdog42: 
where in Georgia?
Crimsondoney: 
does it really matter?\
Scumdog42: 
just wondering if it close enough for me to come by and get my book autographed
Crimsondoney: 
oooo and where do you live again remember ive been bumped to many time
Scumdog42: 
Ugunda.
Scumdog42: 
but Im near Columbus, GA tonight
Crimsondoney: 
ha funny so funny i forgot to laugh
Crimsondoney: 
really why is that?
Scumdog42:  big match tomorrow. me, Abdullah the Butcher, and the late Bruiser Brody vs. Barry Horowitz and The Conquistadors
 Crimsondoney:  aight i got a question which two people died in the past two weeks?
Scumdog42: 
you mean in wrestling?
Crimsondoney: 
yeah two famous people kamala
Crimsondoney: 
tell me who they are well actually three
Scumdog42: 
well Hawk died this week, and Stu Hart died last week
Crimsondoney: 
one wasnt announced but you should know
Crimsondoney: 
very good and the third?.... he died two nights ago
Scumdog42: 
you dont mean Pitbull II do you? because that was two weeks ago
Crimsondoney: 
no two days ago
Scumdog42: 
ok, apparently I don't know.
Crimsondoney: 
well you should knwo and i can tell you are a fake cuz hes pretty crutial to you
Scumdog42: 
fake? are you saying im not Kamala?
Scumdog42: 
so who is this mystery man that died?
Scumdog42: 
Barry O? Frankie Williams? Koko B. Ware?
Crimsondoney: 
yeah cuz hes a little crucial to you
Scumdog42: 
its pretty obvious that youre making this up
Scumdog42: 
Id expect more from a former Chamopion like yourself
Crimsondoney: 
nope im not i know who it is but you should too
Scumdog42: 
so let me get this straight. someone in wrestling besides Hawk and Stu Hart died this week, but so far not one website or news agnecy knows about it, yet you do?
Crimsondoney:  no other people do they just haevnt said anything cuz he hasnt been in the business in a nlong time before i was even here
Scumdog42:  who are you talking about Kevin?
Crimsondoney: 
for the last time amy it is amy
Scumdog42: 
sorry, Amy
Crimsondoney: 
and im talking about your partner stupid
Scumdog42:  my partner this weekend?
Scumdog42:  youre not making a lot of sense
Crimsondoney:  also you said the
late Bruiser Brody wouldnt that mean dead?
and no im talking about your "visitor" who is really dead
Scumdog42: 
Kimchee?
Crimsondoney: 
yeah
Scumdog42: 
you moron
Crimsondoney: 
how am i a moron?
Scumdog42: 
so Kimchee hasnt been in wrestling in years, huh?
Scumdog42: 
Kimchee, otherwise known as Steve Lombardi, WWE Trainer?
Crimsondoney: 
whatever
Scumdog42: 
dude, you do SUCH A BAD JOB of pretending to be Lita its sad
Crimsondoney: 
really?
Scumdog42: 
really.
Scumdog42: 
I should call Uncle Kevin and let him know what youre doing with his screen name
Crimsondoney:  hold on im watching something on stu
 Crimsondoney:  trivia how many of stus children went on to have something to do with wrestling adn how many children were there?
Scumdog42: 
12
Scumdog42: 
and all of them
Scumdog42: 
watching Heat, eh?
Crimsondoney: 
and his wife died when?
Crimsondoney: 
and yah recommendation
(NOTE: at this point I found out that Lita was scheduled to be on a show called "Off the Record" on Nov 5
 
Scumdog42:  hey, have you ever heard of a show called Off The Record, in Canada? Crimsondoney:  yeah
Crimsondoney: 
y?
Scumdog42: 
have you ever been on?
Scumdog42: 
youre doing a web search for "Lita" and "Off The Record" now arent you?
Crimsondoney: 
o i use size 12 adn it didnt matter anyways stacy you got hurt not me and i never stole the beer tu es una muchacha stupida
Scumdog42: 
what?
Scumdog42:  wrong IM?
 Crimsondoney:  huh>? oh crap i sent uit to the wrong fucking im didnt i that means she got yours and shes probably pissed now
Scumdog42: 
Mr. Fuji, you've got to tell Captain Lou about this Lita thing!
Scumdog42:  oops sorry, wrong IM
Crimsondoney:  dude you wouldnt recognize (the wrong IM) that fast thats how i know youre a fraud
Scumdog42:  yeah, *i'm* the fraud
Scumdog42:  I can't wait to tell my friend, the late Bruiser Brody, that you dont believe I'm Kamala.
Crimsondoney: 
ight whatever you say
Scumdog42:  so what are you up to tonight?
Crimsondoney:  im talkin to my friends
Scumdog42:  speaking of talking to friends, Nikolai Volkoff wants to know if you have The Fabulous Moolah's email.
Scumdog42:   BattlinRusskie01:  Comrade, zee if Lita haz der Fabulous Moolah's email.
Scumdog42: 
whatever
Crimsondoney: 
i git tivo in the pent house
adn that could be from a friend
Scumdog42: 
the penthouse? sounds nice
Crimsondoney: 
yeah it is top quality
Scumdog42:  what made you spend the money for it?
 Crimsondoney:  benefit from the job
Crimsondoney: 
every one gets it
Scumdog42: 
wow, thats new
Crimsondoney: 
really its been that way for about two years now
Scumdog42: 
well, you learn something new every day
Crimsondoney: 
you should i mean didnt you get the memo?>
Crimsondoney: 
it has abeen that way for about two years now'
Scumdog42:   IronShiek123: 
Lita? I'd like to put her in the Camel Clutch. Iran Number One!
Scumdog42: 
you know the Shiek?
Crimsondoney: 
so getting your friends to act like wrestlers?
Crimsondoney: 
i was at a wrestlemania at the same time but not in the same match
Scumdog42: 
what? you can talk to your wrestler friends but I cant talk to mine?
Crimsondoney: 
no i dont put my friends fake emails on my im to you
Scumdog42:  IamDefinatelyCplKirchnerISwear:  
She thinks youre faking? What a bitch!
Crimsondoney: 
thats the difference why dont we all go into a chat room i make up
Scumdog42:  ok
Crimsondoney: 
no how about you make a chat room instead
Scumdog42: 
all rightee
Crimsondoney: 
k then and invute all of your friends
Scumdog42: 
well Shiek had to sign off,it was time to walk the camels
Crimsondoney:  you know,
the other ones then
Scumdog42:  invite Stacy to the room too, Conquistador II wants to talk to her
Crimsondoney: 
fine
Crimsondoney: 
i guess i will
Crimsondoney: 
reys out hold up
Scumdog42:  Friends - RIP Stu Hart n Hawk
 
 
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