DWEENEY: where in la u live?
Scumdog42: the area where us 14 year old girls live
DWEENEY: u like older guys?
Scumdog42: yes, it would make me very popular with my friends, who, like me, are 14 year old girls and not FBI agents
DWEENEY: wat do u look like?
Scumdog42: oh, very nice
DWEENEY: do u hav a pic?
Scumdog42: I'm 6'6", 225 lbs, with a moustache. Wait, I mean I have blonde hair and boobs. Thats it, blonde hair and boobs.
Scumdog42: hello?
DWEENEY: wat r u really
Scumdog42: My name is Tammi, and I'm a cheerleader. Tee hee.
DWEENEY: tammi i live n la where do u live?
Scumdog42: near the beach, where myself and my friends, who, as I have previously stated, are 14 years old and not FBI agents, play in our bikinis.
DWEENEY: wat do u look like?
Scumdog42: we also like to shop at The Gaps and Abbie, Cromber, and Flitch.
Scumdog42: I am very cute, and have been told I look like that pop star.
DWEENEY: u gotta pic?
Scumdog42: no, sorry, the agency...I mean, my parents, wont spring for a scanner
Scumdog42: what do you look like?
DWEENEY: ive gotta pic 4 trade only
Scumdog42: describe yourself, I used to be a police sketch artist
Scumdog42: I mean I WANT to be one. Of course I never was one since Im only 14
Scumdog42: so, are you a fan of the popular musical group The Limp Biscuits, like I am?
Scumdog42: That Freddy Dearest sure can rock.