Lita meets Kamala!

Scumdog42: dude, that was the worst faking being someone famous I've ever seen.
Crimsondoney: hell no it wasnt acting
Scumdog42: did you even know who Amy Dumas was?
Scumdog42: are you there, Kevin?
Crimsondoney: yeah myself
Scumdog42: you didn't seem to notice that til I pointed it out
Scumdog42: you believe me that I'm Kamala, The Ugundan Giant, right?
Crimsondoney: okay what the fuck im agirl my name is amy dumas i am in a hotel room i am on aol adn the only sn i could think of when i signed on was kevinsw and i only have yahoo so i need an aol sn so i just put on his
Scumdog42: you've really go to do some work if you want to pretend to be Lita
Crimsondoney: what is that suppose to mean?
Scumdog42: first of all, dont put a guys name in your profile
Scumdog42: second, dont go online on Sunday nights when the WWE does house shows
Crimsondoney: its not my profile its saturday night also
Scumdog42: third, make sure you have your facts straight. Lita was known as Miss Congeniality in ECW
Scumdog42: sorry, i meant Sat
Scumdog42: and her and Matt Hardy were/are not married   (Note: He/she had earlier claimed that her real name was 'Lita Hardy')
Crimsondoney: we dont do house shows we go live on sunday nights and since i dont wrestle on sundays im on line
Scumdog42: I think I convinced more people I'm Kamala then you convinced you were Lita
Crimsondoney: yeah they were for 2 1/2 months
Scumdog42: haha "they"
Scumdog42: you just gave yourself away dumbass. or should I say Amy Dumbass?
Crimsondoney: wrong email stupid i do have friends
Scumdog42: remember that time me and Kimchee beat up Hulk Hogan on Saturday Nights Main Event?
Crimsondoney: im talking aboyt stacy and scott to some of my friends in a private caht  (Stacy Keibler and Scott Steiner of the WWE, I assume)
Scumdog42: sure you are
Scumdog42: let me guess, theyre married too?
Crimsondoney: no i was talking about a traonng program
Crimsondoney: training*
Scumdog42: ahh
Scumdog42: hey, "Lita", where did you get your tattoo done?
Crimsondoney: yeah get the facts straight
Crimsondoney: my friend did it for me when i was about 18 19 yrs old his name was paul and he is my ex boyfriend
Scumdog42: thats odd, according to an interview I just read Lita got her tat done in Amsterdam.
Scumdog42: I guess the magazine misquoted you.
Crimsondoney: nope i lived in amsterdam when paul gave it to me
Crimsondoney: so i guess yes adn no
Scumdog42: nice save.
Crimsondoney: wasnt saving my ass just setting you straight
Scumdog42: thanks, Amy!
Crimsondoney: welcome
Scumdog42: so, I forget, who is Kevin Doney?
Crimsondoney: my ex best friends brother
Scumdog42: and you used their name in your profile because...?
Crimsondoney: like i said before i dont have aol im to laxy to get it on my comp. so i only have yahoo. i signed into his aol sn so i could check my mail
Scumdog42: oh yeah, I forgot
Crimsondoney: maybe you should remember
Scumdog42: so youre at Kevin's place now?
Crimsondoney: no im on his sn
Scumdog42: oh too bad, I was going to call you at his place
Crimsondoney: really and how would you do that?
Scumdog42: with my phone.
Scumdog42: is his number still (630) 323-****?  (Note: Thank you, Yahoo! People Search!)
Scumdog42: Kev and I go way back
Crimsondoney: and you would get his number from where?
Scumdog42: Hinsdale High School, rah rah rah!
Scumdog42: he gave it to me
Scumdog42: him and I were lovers at one time.
Crimsondoney: whats your real name?
Scumdog42: Vincent Kennedy McMahon, Jr.

Scumdog42: Lita? are you still there? is your neck bothering you?