Scumdog42: Bill, you were one of Litas trainers right? Brbdwirebill: Yeah for a while in Mexico Scumdog42: Amy you remember Bill right? Crimsondoney: aight where in europe did we go to? Brbdwirebill: I wasnt in Europe I was in Mexico Crimsondoney: i know but you traveled with me Scumdog42: Lita Bill is a trainer for AAA. Scumdog42: Dont you remember anything? Brbdwirebill: Do you remember the night you had to score the coke for Antonio Pena ? Crimsondoney: aight Stacy's name is xxlittlepimpxx she should be here soon Crimsondoney: you remember the night i threw up in your car and you hatred me for a while? you eventually got over it rememeber Brbdwirebill: We travelled by Mule in Mexico, Did you really puke on poor Pedro ? Scumdog42: where is Stacy? Crimsondoney: why dont you send her the link her name is xxlittlepimpxx
(Bill leaves the chat)
Crimsondoney: where did he go? Scumdog42: says shes not online Scumdog42: plus, everyone knows that Kamala and Test have heat Crimsondoney: excuse me? Scumdog42: what didnt you understand? Crimsondoney: heat is hosted on sunday nights by coach and al snow Scumdog42: thats not what I meant Crimsondoney: velocity is usually by matthews and cat but he retired Scumdog42: when people "have heat" that means they dont like each other. its an insider wrestling term. Crimsondoney: i know and no you guys dont actually test and steve have heat
(This chat took place the night of Triple H & Stephanie's wedding, I assumed he/she didn't know that)
Scumdog42: so Amy, are you going to go to H and Steph's wedding? Crimsondoney: does it matter? Scumdog42: Im just wondering Scumdog42: a simple yes or no would do Crimsondoney: why do you think steph "quit"? Crimsondoney: why do you think hunter was gone? Scumdog42: for their honeymoon, thats beside the point Scumdog42: are you going to the wedding? Scumdog42: you dont know when the wedding is, do you? Crimsondoney: yeah i do im just wondering Scumdog42: you asked why they took the time off in the middle of me asking you another question Scumdog42: damn dude pay attention Crimsondoney: im not a dude and after halloween Scumdog42: HA!!! Scumdog42: The wedding was today! Scumdog42: let me guess, you were testing me? Crimsondoney: no it wasnt its called a rehersal wedding and no i dont test it is the 2nd of nov. Scumdog42: wow, they did a great swerve by making every single wrestling news site think it was today Scumdog42: they even made fake bridal regestries with today's date Scumdog42: they are good! Crimsondoney: yeah um you wanna send it to stacy she is on [email protected]
(I didn't even notice at the time that she gave a different screen name for "Stacy")
Scumdog42: send what to Stacy? Crimsondoney: this link so she can join us Crimsondoney: so will you you wnated her to join us
The IM I sent to "Stacy: Scumdog42: hey, your friend Kevin wants me to send you this link so you can pretend to be Stacy Kiebler
Scumdog42: ok I did Crimsondoney: hey stace PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: hi hun Scumdog42: hi Stacy Crimsondoney: as if i really would pretend and as if my name was kevin you saw the profile PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: yea seriously Scumdog42: oh yeah, you cant fake aol profiles
(Bill returns)
Brbdwirebill: So what did you guys think of the wedding ? Steph looked great and I couldnt believe Paul was crying Scumdog42: Bill, we're wrong. The wedding isnt until Nov 5 according to Lita Scumdog42: so you just imagined being there Crimsondoney: 2nd dude get it right Brbdwirebill: Oh well where have I been all night ? Crimsondoney: drunk as usaual Scumdog42: are you having those dizzy spells again? PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: like.. what? Brbdwirebill: It must have been a imaginary wedding Scumdog42: Lita says it was thier practice ceremony Scumdog42: that must have been it Crimsondoney: no its clled rehersal wedding Scumdog42: so Lita, are you gonna come out to my match tomorrow? Scumdog42: Bill you should come too. Brbdwirebill: A whole lot of fuckin people for a rehersal Scumdog42: Its me, Abdullah, and the late Bruiser Brody vs Barry Horowitz and the Conquistadors Brbdwirebill: The thought Brody quit taking bumps Scumdog42: his doctors keep saying if he keeps it up he'll die again Crimsondoney: we cant go cuz tomorrw is heat Scumdog42: oh Heat is live now? Brbdwirebill: That is funny I thought Heat was taped before Raw last week. Crimsondoney: no we have to watch heat its recommended and it is taped last monday Brbdwirebill: Ahhh shit , I remember when Vince didnt make his talent watch the shows. Scumdog42: Bill, you got out of wrestling too early. Tell him about the penthouses, Amy. Crimsondoney: yeah its called benefits right satce? Brbdwirebill: Comp'd penthouses ? That is a good deal Vince made me buy my own stroke books Scumdog42: haha Crimsondoney: that is a shame Scumdog42: Stacy, do you know a worker named Miss Hancock? Scumdog42: Stacy, you ok? Brbdwirebill: So Stacy how living with Test working out ? PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: yea i am why? PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: its pathetic Brbdwirebill: You know he is cheating on you with Tory Scumdog42: Amy, did you ever meet Essa Rios's father, the legendary Tito Santana? Crimsondoney: torrie and him? i dont think so Scumdog42: Amy, did you meet Tito? Crimsondoney: y? Scumdog42: im just wondering! Crimsondoney: dont get so pissed off Brbdwirebill: Amy do you remember the costume you wore in Mexico ? Scumdog42: geez, do you have to snap at me every time I ask a question Crimsondoney: the prom dress? Brbdwirebill: Remember the night you got slammed and your tampon shot across the ring and hit the Ring Annoucner ? Crimsondoney: so not true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: living with test is bullshit all that happens is stacy do this stacy do that Brbdwirebill: Yeah Andrew is a real bastard. Scumdog42: Stacy, so youre saying life imitates art? Scumdog42: you never told me if you met Tito, Amy Crimsondoney: we all know that bill PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: im saying that it is bullshit and i want help Scumdog42: Stacy what are you talkibg about? Scumdog42: talking PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: life with test Brbdwirebill: Well ask Scott Rexensteiner for help Scumdog42: are you guys not getting along anymore? Crimsondoney: her and scott dont get along now since he slammed her through the mat everyone knows taht Brbdwirebill: It wasnt a worked mat ? Scumdog42: wow, I thought that was just an angle Scumdog42: must have been a shoot Crimsondoney: it is called acting Scumdog42: ok, so are you saying they hate each other in real life or what? Crimsondoney: no but the funniest moment was when she stole a beer Crimsondoney: you must of had what two three beers? Crimsondoney: right stace? Brbdwirebill: Ahhhh I learn something new every day about the business I have been 15 years in PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: yeah Crimsondoney: what did you learn today? Brbdwirebill: That Stacy and Steiner have heat Crimsondoney: yeah since she "hit" him with the chair Brbdwirebill: So Amy and Stacy do you guys know Maxx Payne ? Crimsondoney: why? Crimsondoney: with mjr. gunns? Brbdwirebill: No Darryl Peterson aka Maxx Payne Crimsondoney: soryr wrong thing im thinking payne and paine Scumdog42: maybe you were thinking of Sgt. Pepper
Brbdwirebill: Okay ladies you make be able to pass yourself off as Lita and Stacy in other places but you arent fooling anybody , Give the shit up You dont even do a good job to be honest PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: wtf Scumdog42: hey Bill, I have Lita's "Uncle Kevin"'s phone number if you want it Crimsondoney: wait a second your calling both of us up admit you guys arent who you say you are and well tell the truth Scumdog42: who did Bill claim he was? Crimsondoney: bill my ex trainer Brbdwirebill: I am who I am , A former wrestler that has been in the WWF and WCW as a jobber back in the 90s PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: yea right amy i know! Scumdog42: your turn Kevin Brbdwirebill: I have met Amy several times and you aint her and 2nd "Stacy" your pictures (on her homepage) arent even close your cute and all but your not her Crimsondoney: wehn we were in mexico he didnt remember the night with me essa, him and the car with the gas station Scumdog42: yeah Kevin,so youve read Lita's book Scumdog42: good for you Crimsondoney: amd the pics are kayla her neice anyway stupid Crimsondoney: hell i wrote it stupid PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: yea you idiot! Brbdwirebill: Yeah I'm sure they are. yeah we are morons for wasting this much time on a couple of losers to make fun of them Scumdog42: hey Lita, you dont mind if I call 630-323-****, do you? Brbdwirebill: Your a couple of marks with no clue about the biz Crimsondoney: anyways we gotta go talk to yall later Scumdog42: so Lita can I call? PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: bye bye Crimsondoney: call the house in about five minutes i dont care PiNkBuBbLeGoPoP: pshh Scumdog42: man, that was stupid Brbdwirebill: Yes it was I have 10 IQ points for even taking part Brbdwirebill: It dropped 10 points that is Scumdog42: well it was fun for a while Scumdog42: should I call Kevin's house? Brbdwirebill: Yes Scumdog42: i have a cell, I'll do it right now
