The First Church of Salamandertron

In the beginning there were four. Without angels, without prophets and without any kind of charismatic leader-figure. Yet between the four a vision was born on 4th February 2000. A vision of a religion without set boundaries, a religion which is not forced down your throat by loud Americans with specialist TV stations, or men with whiter-than-white teeth, or anyone who's ever bought/sold the Watchtower.

We do not claim to bring a message from God, we did not read the truth on the golden pages of a sacred book, and we cannot promise you wealth, happiness or spiritual enlightenment.

Believe what you want, you will anyway, but believe it with us. We can offer you a unique title, a unique place in our church and a new scapegoat. Do what you will in our name. We will not desert you.