Dud's Dungeon
Welcome to the Dungeon. This is where we send people who break the Rules of the church. This dark and dangerous place is ruled by Dungeon Keeper Dud, one of our Founding Four.�
You are welcome to suggest individuals to be thrown in our dungeon. We recommend that you suggest dates for the duration of their stay with Socrates, however, we sometimes just forget about people and they stay here indefinitely.�
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Current Residents of the Dungeon
(There are currently eight residents in the Dungeon, excepting our Guardian Dragon, Socrates, who graciously toasts the names of all residents during their stay.)
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David, Victoria and Brooklyn Beckham
By the request of all members and the authority of Dungeon Keeper Dud. David, for the crime of being a complete tosser, and family, for no real reason other than a general severe dislike on the part of all Church members.
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Peter, Surname Withheld
For offensive crimes against certain Ministers.
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Britney Spears
By the request of the female members of the Church, for the despicable crime of corrupting the male Church members.
Chris (Not Harry, the Other One)
Submitted anonymously, and for the crime of being himself.
Ian, Former High Commander of the Weasel Army
By the request of various Church members for the crime of insulting other Church members. He has now been expelled from the Church for breaking our first rule, "Thou shalt not piss me off.".
Craig David
Because we don't like garage.
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