Rules of the Church
In order to join our Illustrious Brethren, and therefore stand a chance of entering our Inner Sanctum, the following guidelines must be followed.
1. Thou shalt not piss me off
2. Thou shalt not recruit
3. Thou must believe in something/anything/everything.
4. Thou shalt not work in a fast food restaurant
5. Thou shalt respect the authority of Sam, the Anti-Pope.
6. Thou shalt not plagiarize the titles of others
7. Thou shalt taunt authority in all its guises
8. Thou shalt not whinge
9. All applications for Acolyte status must be approved by the Founding Four.
Any person holding Acolyte status found to be in breach of these rules will be thrown in the Dungeon at the discretion of Dungeon Keeper Dud.