The Illustrious Membership of the Illuminated Brethren of the Inner Sanctum of the First Church of Salamandertron
The Founding Four
The Anti-Cardinal
The Most Reverend Dr Jenna: Domestic Goddess
Muldoon, Keeper of the Inner Sanctum
Dungeon Keeper Dud
Guardian of the Sacred Chicken
She Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken: M
Official (And Totally Honourary) Church Musician
Tom Jones
Official Website
Unoffical Website
Official (And Also Totally Honourary) Church Comedian
Eddie Izzard
Official Website
Unoffical Website
All Other Approved Brethren
Anti-Pope Sam
Lamby, Keeper of the Creatures
Jimmy, Holder of the Orbs
Jo-Maria, Acolyte of Hendrix
Harry Krishna
Maria: Defect, Reject And All Round Psycho-Bitch
Keilruud The Blower Up Of Stuff (Fear My Name For I Am A Liability)
Lady Mistress Of The Crap Singing Of Queen Songs (To Annoy Germans At Taize, no?)
The Eater Of Large Unknown Objects
An Antelope Of The Sacred Order Of Del Monte
Captain Janeway
The Paymaster
Rincewind the Wizardess
Kerible the Enchantress
Izzy Wizzy Let's Get Busy
Mitch Ignorent
Majick, Soulchild of Izzard
Treasurer (Thieving Scouse Git)
The Girl Who Has Nothing Better To Do With Her Time
Ling the Merciless, Lord of the Wingers
Zoggy, Keeper of the Zogs
Jedi Monkey
Honourary Posthumous Members
Errol Flynn
For being an all round cool
person ~ By nomination of The Most Reverend Dr Jenna
Official Website
Unoffical Website
Ayrton Senna
For being the greatest racing
driver that ever lived.
Official Website
Unoffical Website
Ramses II
For being the greatest Pharaoh
that ever lived ~ By nomination of She Whose Name Must Not
Be Spoken.
Temple of Ramses II
Aleister Crowley
The founder of modern occultism
~ By request of The Anti-Cardinal.>
Aleister Crowley Foundation
Jimi Hendrix
Do we need a reason? We let the guitar speak for itself.
Official Website
Unoffical Website
Sophiedog the Senile Setter
The First Church of Salamandertron's only late member. ~ By request of The Most Reverend Dr. Jenna.
Kevin Smith
Just because ~ By nomination of The Most Reverend Dr. Jenna: Domestic Goddess and She Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken: M.
Official Website
Unoffical Website
Should you apply for membership to the church and your application is successful, we will automatically add your name to the bottom of the Approved Brethren list. Look at it this way, we haven't refused an application yet...