The Teachings of The Most Reverend Dr. Jenna
As with all Churches, the First Church of Salamandertron has its own advisory teaching. We advise all our members, plus any of you who just happened to get here accidentally, to read The Most Reverend Dr. Jenna's wise words...
The First Teaching ~ 25th February 2000 ~ All about you.
The Second Teaching ~ 14th April 2000 ~ All about shit happening.
The Third Teaching ~ 3rd May 2000 ~ All about cult status.
The Fourth Teaching ~ 19th July 2000 ~ All about unrequited love.
The Fifth Teaching ~ 6th August 2000 ~ All about philosophy.
The Sixth Teaching ~ 15th February 2002 ~ All about reality.
The Seventh Teaching ~ 15th March 2002 ~ All about true love.
