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| Welcome to Sages' Anti Redneck Page! |
| I hate rednecks. I attend an agricultural high school, and the place is full of 'em. In fact, I hate them so much, they have inspired me to do a web page on how much I hate them. By the time you've finished reading this page you'll be able to:- 1)Identify a redneck from about a block away. 2)Learn the redneck jargon. 3)Learn how to confuse and abuse them, in front of them, without them actually knowing. 4)As well as many other things that you will probably never have the necessity to use, but may find interesting nevertheless. |
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| If you would like to learn how to identify a redneck from about a block away. |
| If you would like to learn the redneck jargon. |
| If you would like to learn how to confuse a redneck. |
| If you would like to learn other useless information about rednecks. |
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| If you would like to find out just what the hell a redneck is. LEFT:- A typical redneck, complete with shotgun and a dead animal. |
| RIGHT:- A typical example of a beautiful game that rednecks love to play, beautiful colours, spinning wheels...... They obviously can't read the damn machine, but those colours and wheels...... You too can become a redneck (temporarily, of course) by playin' the good ole' slot machine. Just pull the handle, dammit! |
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| You are visitor number Tell yer friends about me,uh, dammit! |
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| If you would like to check out the top 25 country songs of all time. |
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