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| Other Useless Information on Rednecks.... |
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| Back to the farm.... |
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| Below is some redneck computer jargon. Thanks to whoever sent these to me! ENJOY!! |
| LOG ON: Making the wood stove hot. |
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| LOG OFF: Too much wood on the fire. |
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| MONITOR: keep'n an eye on th' wood stove |
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| DOWNLOAD: Gitten thefarwood off'n th' truk |
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| MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gitten the farwood off'n the truk. |
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| FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin' ta tote to much farwood. |
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| RAM: that thar thang that splits the farwood. |
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| HARD DRIVE: Gitten home in the winter time. |
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| WINDOWS: Wut ta shut when its cold. |
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| SCREEN: Wut ta shut when its black fly season |
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| BYTE: what them dang black flys do. |