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| Some More Redneck Computer terms..... |
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| CHIP: Munchies fer watchin' th' TV |
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| MICROCHIP: Whut's in the bottom of th' munchie bag. |
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| MODEM: Watcha do to them hayfields. |
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| DOT MATRIX: Ole' Dan Matrixs' wife. (Note the shotgun...) |
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| LAPTOP: Whar th' kitty sleeps. |
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| KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang'n th' truk keys. |
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| SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic cutlery. |
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| MOUSE: Wut eats th' grain in th' barn. |
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| MOUSE PAD: Thats' hippie talk fer where th' mouse lives. |
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| MAINFRAME: Wut holds up th' barn roof. |
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| PORT: Fancy flatlander wine. |
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| ENTER: Thats northener talk fer "come on in y'all." |
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| CLICK: Wut ya here when ya cock tha gun. |
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| DOUBLE CLICK: When yer cock th' double barrel. |
| Take me away from here! |
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