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| Just What the Hell is a Redneck Anyway? |
| According to the Macquarie dictionary, a Redneck is "a southern US farm labourer, especially one who is ignorant or ill educated." Maybe this is better-,"any uneducated predjudiced person, usually a manual labourer." According to us, a redneck is a dumb-ass muthafukka, typically from a farm, who has no ambition in life, other than to become a labourer, get married, beat their wife, and yell profanities like "Dammit woman, get me my beer!" or "Where's my dinner, woman?" Hobbies of the typical redneck include:- 1) Shooting/Stuffing small animals, usually with a gun roughly the size of a Gatling Gun. 2) Spending more than they earn, which wouldn't be terribly hard, considering the average wage is whatever is being handed out by whatever various charities/governments. 3) Beating their wives with pieces of pipe, usually lead. 4) Fixing up utes that really are beyond repair. 5) And finally, inbreeding. |
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