top25countrysongs

25. Git yer tongue outta my mouth cause I'm a kissin ya goodbye.
24. Her teeth was stained, but her heart were pure.
23. How can I miss ya if ya won't go away?
22. I dunno whether ta kill myself or just go bowling.
21. I just bought a car from th' guy that stole my gurl, but th' car don't run so I figures we're even.
20. I keep forgettin' I forgot about you.
19. I liked you better berfore I knew ya so well.
18. I still miss ya, baby, but my aims gittin betta.
17. I wouldn't take her to a dog fight, cause I'm afrid she'd win.
16. I'll marry ya tomorrow, but lets honey moon tonight.
15. I'm so miserable without ya, it's like havin ya here.
14. I got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back cryin' over ya.
13. If I can't be number one in your life, then number two on ya.
12. If I hadda shot ya when I wanted to, I'd be out by now.
11. Mama git a hammer (there's a fly on Papas head.)
10. My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love ya.
9. My wife ran off with my best friend, an' I sure do miss 'im.
8. Please bypass this heart.
7. She got th' ring'n I got the finger.
6. You done tore out my heart an' stomped that sucker flat.
5. You're the reason our kids are so ugly.
4. If th' phone don't ring, you'll know it's me.
3. She's actin' single, an I'm drinkin' double.
2. She's lookin' better after every beer.
1. I haven't gone to bed with many ugly women, but I sure woke up with a few.