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Funny Jokes
Santa
proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him
killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and
*AGAIN* bare feet!"
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When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits...Read More
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."...Read More
Two policemen are in a patrol
car:- Could you check if the directional work on your side of the car?
The other policeman looks through the window and says: - Yes, no, yes, no, yes,
no, yes, no...Read
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An old man and his wife came in to
see the doctor because the old man just wasn't feeling well.
When they went into the doctors office and told him their complaints, the doctor
said, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample."
The old man, who was very deaf turned to his wife and said, "what did he say?"
The old woman looked at him, looked at the doctor and yelled, "He said he
needs your underwear!"....Read
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FUNNY SMS
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kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo.. roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati.. kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo.. |
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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!, Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!! |
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Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai. |
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Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations & enjoy life...! |
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If I was an
artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story! |
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Dream makes
everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
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A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes. A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona! |
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Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 liters. |
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Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip... take out your... book from your bag and study! |
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Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude... kick them... How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st. |
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Aisa hai pyar humara, main kishti tu kinara, mai dhanush tu teer mai matar tu paneer, mai barish tu badal, mai rajmah tu chawal, mai hot tu cool, main April tu Fool...ha ha ha!! |
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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS' |
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Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, after marriage drink only on days when u r Happy! |
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Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha. |
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Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye? Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi. |
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Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck! |
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Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain. |
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Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day! |
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Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ? |
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A Baniya walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n said furiously: 'Loki thuk vi aewein sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!' |
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed ! |
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Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko. |
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Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon. |
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Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don’t u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don’t parpoz d ROZ ROZ! |
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If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com |
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka! |
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Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to. |
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. |
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Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich. |
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Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai. Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana |
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Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I'll become a Krack-Jack |
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When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted. |
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Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono
marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai |
